Lady Christina bit her lip as she eyed my dripping brush. Somehow I knew it wouldn't be long before I'd be touching up her gazebo.

50 Sheds of Grey
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:50, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

"Fuck me," said the duchess, in a tone more of hope than anger. The duke, an opportunist, grabbed her by the lapels of the cunt and pulled her on like an old boot
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:53, Reply)

"A pure felt like that posh burd aff the titanic ken, cos I left ma handprint on the window, he wisnae anythin like that Jack guy though, he wiz aboot 50 and smelt o bad cider, ken like that tesco value stuff, but he didnae tak long tae finish so was an easy twenty note ken. I got ma sexy clothes back on and he wiz awfy kind and dropped iz back aff at the top o the laney, just as the polis drove past…"

Fiftyshadesofdundee. Ninja. Not my work, look it up.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:05, Reply)

20 internet points to the person who does 50shadesofb3ta
I would, but I have a cup of tea and don't want to vomit it up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)

"I put on my robe and wizard hat..."

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)