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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh dear godwww.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2171356/Ive-lost-7st-thanks-marathon-sex-sessions--Worlds-heaviest-women-new-way-slim-husband-says-weight-gain-makes-MORE-attractive.html
what's put you off your dinner tonight?
i'm off to a boat party now. with no undercover areas. evening plans?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:14,
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i plan on not being on a boat with no cover in the rain(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:24,
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Fucking hell, I can't stop staringIt's like Jabba the Hutt's cock
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Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:31,
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THanks for that link. No really. Honest. I will lose weight as a result as. No longer want to eat supper. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:43,
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Hahahahaha, if she wore yellow tights she'd make the Mcdonalds logo.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:00,
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Still better than what you could attract (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:11,
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nothing can put me off my teaI am proper hungry. Not clicking the link, clicking Daily Mail links makes me sad
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:14,
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I read "no undercover areas" as a euphemism for going knickerlessJust thought I'd share that.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:31,
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Lady Christina bit her lip as she eyed my dripping brush. Somehow I knew it wouldn't be long before I'd be touching up her gazebo.
50 Sheds of Grey
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:50,
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"Fuck me," said the duchess, in a tone more of hope than anger. The duke, an opportunist, grabbed her by the lapels of the cunt and pulled her on like an old boot
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"A pure felt like that posh burd aff the titanic ken, cos I left ma handprint on the window, he wisnae anythin like that Jack guy though, he wiz aboot 50 and smelt o bad cider, ken like that tesco value stuff, but he didnae tak long tae finish so was an easy twenty note ken. I got ma sexy clothes back on and he wiz awfy kind and dropped iz back aff at the top o the laney, just as the polis drove past…"
Fiftyshadesofdundee. Ninja. Not my work, look it up.
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20 internet points to the person who does 50shadesofb3taI would, but I have a cup of tea and don't want to vomit it up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:10,
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"I put on my robe and wizard hat..."(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:54,
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im off to a boay party tooAlas I've got no underwear.
Evening pants? No thanks.
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Just got in from an evening with a couple of B3TANSChecked the link.
Christ on a fucking unicycle with flashing lights. This woman wants to get DOWN to a target weight of over TWICE my weight (and I'm hardly sylphlike)
Sometimes I'm really sad I have the internet.
In other news, I'm drunk!
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"Even though one of Pauline's legs weighs more than Alex does, the couple are able to enjoy sex using different positions.
And although Pauline isn't yet confident enough to buy sexy lingerie, she drapes a nice sheet over her to achieve the same effect in the bedroom."
I bet she swallows.
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