Mine is a bit more serious than these.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Tell the group

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

He got caught bumming the work experience kid.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Haven't we all?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Got caught?
No.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I got caught inside
Too tight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I've always been told that tight is better.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Depends how tight you're talking really

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

To be honest, the blood put me off
.....a second go
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Tightness versus girth

( Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Girth is interesting...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Mine's pretty serious.

( Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Yes we KNOW about you sifting through the resumes to get rid of the jewish applicants.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Well, somebody's got to do it.

( Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)

YOu sack of racist shit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Not racist.
Anti-Semitic. There is a difference, you know.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I have a great system, myself.
Any that have a suspicious surname like 'Green' or a bare-faced actual Jewish one get a little yellow star sticker on them for easy identification.

You should try it!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Tattoos are better than stickers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Tattoos set you free*
* Tattoos may cause shower based overheating to occur. Please ensure all vents are open and place shoes/hair in a neat pile prior to entry. SS Industries cannot be held responsible for any losses. Such as families. Or gold
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)

sad times, Kronedawg
They haven't called me back yet though.

In other news- Sian Williams. I definitely would.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Suzanna Reid was looking particularly fine this morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I prefer Sian to Susannah.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)

The fact that Sian let Lembit Opik fuck her puts me off completely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I did not know this
I am immediately put off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Wrong Sian
He's getting mixed up with that weather girl.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

*phew*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)

no, that was Sian Lloyd. She munts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

I tend not to masturbate to the news.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Why miss a wank on the hour?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Well unless there is a really sexy story on it.
Massacre in a school or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Dead kids are sexy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)