i'm dealing with someone else's RIGHT NOW
poor person has fucked up royally.

in other news, so have i. this morning, lastminute had top price tickets to the play i want to see for £25 each. when i went to buy them just now, the deal has finished and they are £50 each. i'm not buying shit top deck seats, fuck you last minute, fuck you right in your pink ass.

the daily telegraph had them for £35, so there. but since when does a newspaper sell theatre tickets?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:25, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

erm, since always?
try coming to australia, you can frequently get tickets to theatres by contacting the newspapers that advertise them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

You crazy australians and your mixed up ways.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

*beams and poses*
it's delightfully whimsical.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

malc made me a cup of tea but it was really strong
i like strong tea, but this was like Little Chef tea

:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Oh man, Ben Elton once did a HILARIOUS sketch about the amount of tea in a littel chef tea pot and the napkins that don't soak up liquid.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Ben Elton was never funny
how come he got on telly and rich and that?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

He did stuff and people gave him money for that stuff
Dunno how he got on telly, footlights or some shit
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

People are pricks?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

The Doorszzzzz

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

that's true, but even so there are limits

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)

2 Unlimited's shame-faced comeback single

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)

i've only ever eaten at little chef once
it was £5 for garlic mushrooms, and when they came, i got 4. FOUR.

little thief, more like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

oh, how drole!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

we all know you smiled

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

i did, i clicked it too
i was airing my appreciation
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

I guess her dining partner wasn't a fun-gi to be with!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

and battered was the cook!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

said fun-gi was a girl
and she stole one. bitch cost me £1.25.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Bitches be trippin with their prices these days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)

i just put on the wonderwoman theme for sue
sue's amazing, and the wonderwoman theme is amazing too, really funky

omg its da best
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)

On the other hand
it got you out of perpetuating a shitty situation with an idiot.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)