Ooh.
I was sent a email late this afternoon by a recruitment company asking how interested I am in a contract they are trying to fulfil.

This could be interesting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:21, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

is it a contract to assassinate someone?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)

I hope not.
But if the money is good....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)

all money is good, more money is best.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:29, Reply)

well opined socrates

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Recruitment companies,
They only want to put you in the exact job your in for the commision. I had a rather frank discussion with some twat who thought that my 14 years experience, might not be what the Company was looking for and a post Grad. would be more suitable, I managed to find out who the company was and applied directly and got the position. He refused to even put my CV forward.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:29, Reply)

bobby used to work in recruitment
he let slip that another bloke sucked him off for tea one day. What a loser
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:32, Reply)

WTF he paid in Tea for a blowie from a man?
Ohhhh which one is Bobby?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:34, Reply)

nah, he was feeling bi and some other gay in the office sucked him off
that's what they do in recruitment, they're all fags
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)

bobbys the fat kid

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:37, Reply)

I'm still none the wiser, but thats Probs. a good thing not to know.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Bobby is Thundercunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:40, Reply)

AAARRRRRrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.
Can somebody pass me the mindbleach
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Sure, I'll chuck in a free sample of mental floss as well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Cheers.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:45, Reply)

I'm very magnanimous.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Yahoo actually, and it wasn't a blowie it was a reacharound.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:42, Reply)

Of course they want
The commission. That's their primary revenue stream. But at the same time, if they don't put good candidates forward to companies who they work with, that company will use someone else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:34, Reply)

is it a long-term insurance contract with an investment element?
With Profits lols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)

This joke needs a lower level
Of granularity.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:26, Reply)

I got sent an email yesterday for a nine month contract
Doing hands on grant work for the programme I used to lead on. There are several advantages to applying; I know the job inside out and could do it standing on my head, it's nine months guaranteed work until next June whereas I'm only contracted until this September at the moment (although it could be extended / become permanent), the pay's better than I'm currently on... but... do I really want to swim in the same river twice?

I'll probably apply anyway because of the longer job security attached to it, but the prospect of working for a group who's madder ideas I had to veto on a regular basis is a bit, I don't know...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)

where's beegeebee man?
she ent gone loopy again?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Nah, she's coming to visit at the weekend.
Just got a lot on work wise. She'll be touched by your concern Rory. I'll tell her.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:40, Reply)

i've got my creepy matrix to keep updated

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)

Neololz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)

The difference is that Rory is sat in his pants in front of a bank of monitor screens
and doesn't know Kung Fu.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:50, Reply)