I didn't make mr b3th wear a suit for our wedding
On the basis that it was his wedding too, and I wanted him to wear what he would be comfortable in.
And it wasn't a church wedding, as I'm not a massive hypocrite.

Alt: pool. As long as it's not full of chavs and kids. And chavvy kids.

Alt alt: yes, for a play.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Did he wear a velour track suit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)

White short sleeved shirt and tan chinos.
I think in my head I was having a beach wedding.

Turns out, he looks like Peter Griffin in most of the wedding photos.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Peter Nick

or

Griffin Sutcliffe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

i've seen the pictures, it had juicy couture on the arse

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I think most people have seen the pictures.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Yes, with £9 of sweets down his bollocks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)

?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Chocolate misshapes.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Really?
I've just been scraping them down the loo when I do the laundry...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

This slightly disturbs me.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

By which you mean it gives you the right horn

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

i'VE BEEN REELING OVER THE WHOLE AFFAIR, i ALWAYS HAD HIM DOWN AS HARMLESS, NOT A VICIOUS STREET CHAV
www.b3ta.com/questions/cunningplans/post1667121?highlight=answers-post-1667464
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I don't think it hypocritical to have a church wedding if you are not religious
They are lovely old buildings with some impressive architecture.
( Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

It's not the building. I absolutely love churches as displays of architechture.
It's more the 'getting married in the sight of god' when you don't believe in god I object to.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I thought about that and figured that as he doesn't exist how can it be in the sight of God
Just because someone says something doesn't mean it has to mean anything. Like when Monty calls me names but I know he loves me really because of all the cockgazzes
( Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

They're not pictures of his cock.
They're all the clients he gets down Clapham way. He just thinks you might recognise a few...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I know its his cock cos of the tattoo

( Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)