this is also an option.
Or change his email sig to "this email has been scanned by HerpoScan, to test for the presence of sexually transmitted viruses"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

hehehehehe.
I do like this suggestion.

OH. If only I wasn't such a goody goody.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Suck it up, Oddie!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Put your hands all over my body

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I really don't get this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

t's simple internet grooming
and not very subtle really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Misheard Madonna lyrics innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Oh.
I should have expected it from the sweaty handed individuals here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

You said you were a goody goody
There was an English comedy trio called The Goodies, of which Bill Oddie was a member.

Sporto was referring to the song 'Erotica' by Madonna, only changing the words from 'Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body' to 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body'.

Hope this clears everything up.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

It does indeed
Apart from the itching "down below"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)