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They gave me the wrong sandwich :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:26,
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NOOOOOOOOOO!
DYAAKY. It's the only way.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:27,
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INORITE
I mean it was nice, but it wasn't what I really wanted.
Now there is loads of Milka with Dime bits in next me and I'll end up eating loads
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:30,
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I'm sorry that second sentence made absolutely no sense at all.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:32,
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Milka is a swiss milk chocolate, Dime is a Sweedish toffee
put them together and you'll give girls a frothing clopper at 100 yards
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:34,
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Sounds kinda ick.
the mix of Milka and Dima that is.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:37,
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personalized service.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:27,
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They accidentally gave you the one with food in, and your missus the one with the human excrement?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:28,
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It wasn't for his missus, it was actually for him as well.
He's a massive fatty y'see.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:29,
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Only Micronesia is fatter than me:(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:29,
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According to the BBC, I'm still thinner than 61% of women in Australia in my age group.
This is strangely reassuring.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:30,
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So really the sandwich people could have shat in either of them and it would have worked out fine?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:29,
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Pretty much yeah.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:30,
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and it would be a polish turd so would be full of cabbage and gerkins and Slaw
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:32,
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So you CAN polish a turd after all?
I'm confused :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:50,
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Get ya Botdogs here!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:29,
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OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY
*queues*
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