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NEW THREADwhat up shitbags?
Anything good happened so far today? anything a bit pants?
Is there something interesting you'd like to share??
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So far, not badI've woken up now, so I'm just fighting through the pile of work on my desk. I do hate the fact that Friday is often my busiest day of the week.
Not exactly interesting, but I'd like to recommend the film of 21 Jump Street, as it's far better than I expected it to be.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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Tonight I will be watching Falling Skies(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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I am looking suave today.I would like to share my knowkedge of financial planning. Ask away!
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I was looking for you earlierbut couldn't find you because some German had mistakenly draped his beach towel over your head.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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oh lolI get plenty of deckchair jokes at work, from the sartorially challenged mandrills I work with.
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Haha yes, it's everybody else that's wrong and not you.Mandrills is a good insult though, I like that.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:29,
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My shirt and tie combo is ace.The white pinstripes are too thin to be proper deckchair though.
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I tend to stick to the patterned tie/plain shirtpatterned shirt/plain tie (unless the tie's not very bold) rule of thumb. But that is because I'm not a fashion warlord like you.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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I'm more crapper than dapper(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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it's perfectly OK to wear patterned tie with patterned shirt as long as you choose carefully.(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)
you can't say thatyou can say that YOU think it's ok and YOU think it looks good.
but not everyone thinks that! some people might think he looks like the 70's threw up on him...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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I'm very upset Nakers, you said you would post and you haven't yet. You're so shit.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)
I know lots of interesting things I'd like to shareunfortunately the things that interest me bore everybody else in the universe rigid.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:28,
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Does anyone know what happened to Disasterprone?Seems he died in February...
:(
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:29,
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really? that's awfuli googled, but he has quite a popular name, so couldn't find anything.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:31,
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Look through the older posts on his FB wallThere's a link to the newspaper report.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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we weren't FB friends, but i'll try and find it, how very sadoh yes we were, i was spelling his name wrong.
that's awfully sad.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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It seems he died in February.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:32,
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I wonder if it would take 5 months for anyone to notice I'd died(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:33,
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Me tooApey fan club sub-thread
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:35,
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I probably wouldn'tand then some time afterwards I'd notice a lack of a constant annoying buzz. You know, when you get used to something irritating and tune it out, but then somebody turns it off?
Then I'd go about my business just that little bit happier.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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I'd probably go "Hey where's that annoying naked simian?"but wouldn't realise you're dead.
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Not for me,but then I imagine when you kill someone with a hammer, you notice it pretty much immediately.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:09,
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Nope.He was found dead in his flat in February.
He hadn't been on here in ages and had pulled back from stuff online a bit anyway because he was trying to get his life back together. The newspaper report says the death wasn't suspicious but it doesn't say how he died.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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he died? really?Darth knows him in real life.
He was a smackhead and crack smoker.
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His fleece was white as snow?/inappropriate wordplay lolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:25,
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Oh my god, seriously?I thought he'd gone quiet, not like him to not reply to texts
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
I know. He kept changing mobile numbers, I couldn't keep up with him. I thought he'd gone quiet because he was getting back together with his wife and sorting his life out :(
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:44,
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I'd texted him loads in the last couple of days about footballI was hoping the last few months of no replies was for exactly that reason
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If only Rory were here to add his special brand of eulogising to proceedings...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:56,
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I'm preparing the kilospoons should you two actually get on well in real life(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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That is a fucking massive ifLet me know though. I'll likely be stuck at work until 5 but a fleetin' meetin' would be good before I have to head off to Drayton
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(k)Nickers off ready when I come home?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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Nothing good as yet todayWe have a delivery of pizza heading towards the office at the moment though, so not all bad
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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Get your fucking ownI'm not sharing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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Nah see I've even gone off chicken.Parents fed me meat when I went home for the holidays and it made me feel so fucking ill.
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Nah, it's just you only produce enzymes for breaking down foods as you need them. if you go months without eating meat, your body stops producing the enzymes needed to breakdown the meat, so suddenly eating a lot of meat is hard work. Makes you feel really ill.
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What breaks mineis that he's not even pretending to be this stupid.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:04,
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I suspect that it's not that you don't like meatIt's that your parents fridge isn't working properly.
Tip: chicken shouldn't taste gamey.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:00,
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Fridge works perfectly, I just don't like meat.Don't like the smell of it cooking, don't like preparing it, don't really enjoy taste or texture of it either. And on top of that, it's a fuckload cheaper to be a vegetarian.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I've got a raging hangover,and really feel shite. Unfortunately lying in bed doesn't cut it. so I'm staying up.
Freelance shooting this week, tranny festival and a drum marathon.
www.stickittoms.com/
Drum solos are usually boring as shit, but this looks to be interesting. Oh and Cameo on Sunday night.
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You know, old radios and stuff?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:06,
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Chicken escalope, ham, sun dried tomatoes, cheddar, mustard mayo on sour doughSandwich BOOM!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:54,
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i might go down to coco di mamayou choose your shape of pasta and choose your sauce, they stir them together for you, charge you £6, and that's why they are millionaires and you're not.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:56,
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I'll translate into Aussie for youChook MEAT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:59,
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nah it looks more like a flattened chicken breast?from google images anyway.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Is Alf involved?Or is that New Zealand. I get confused regarding that part of the world.
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chicken burritoWith extra guacamole. OM NOM NOM
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:02,
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All you can eat buffet for lunch.Pizza, mixed grill, chicken and chickpea curry (v.tasty) , apple crumble and custard for pudding. nom nom nom.
I have warned my colleagues to expect zzzzzzzzzz this afternoon.
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They're going to spend the afternoon reading your posts on here?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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Well I had a crisp sandwich for breakfast.With chili sauce. Fucking lush.
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I think I might watch that 'Black Metal' DVD tonight, seeing I am so 'into metal'.Then I expect I shall skip around the courtyard of my block in an uber-manly way, dressed in my favourite 'Slipknot' 'hoodie'. That what we in the 'metal' fraternity like to get up to.
It's going to be GNARLY.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:04,
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The Norwegian black metal* scene.I know nothing about the music but the people involved sound fucking hilarious. Super-serious Scandies contantly killing each other and wearing stupid makeup and having spasticated 'metal' names.
I'm expecting a TSUNAMI of LOL and a whole new specialist field of mockery.
*Nothing whatsoever to do with nig-nog heavy metal act 'Living Color(sic)', it seems
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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just for youlolmetal.com/lolmetal-gallery_best/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:18,
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It bothers me slightly that I know who most of them are...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:01,
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Seriosly, what's not to take seriously about this?www.google.com/imgres?num=10&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=830&tbm=isch&tbnid=HIyR1fbx8NyKdM:&imgrefurl=http://news.figment.cc/2008/10/16/black-metal-photo-contest-deadline-fast-approaching/&docid=ryxhd0OSeAr0wM&imgurl=http://news.figment.cc/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/gaahl-sotra.jpg&w=666&h=850&ei=5xAAUIykAaqu0QWptay7Bw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=667&vpy=456&dur=950&hovh=254&hovw=199&tx=95&ty=96&sig=100965594400022831647&page=1&tbnh=142&tbnw=120&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:0,i:189
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Proper, proper 100% LOL here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:42,
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Looks like Steve Hillage after a house fire.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:43,
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He is my absolute hero, soundest man alive and a fucking guitar genius to boot.I don't go much on his dance muisic stuff but he's a fucking legend. He was back playing with Gong again last year, incredible stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:52,
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if it's the same one I saw, there is one actually really good band featured.Plus, send me Scratch, yeah?
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Oh yeah, I'll locate that for ya. It's brilliant.I'd also lend you 'Graffiti Rock' but you are too young and non-expert to appreciate it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:22,
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It really is, eh?My mate Tony Vegas is briefly in it. He's an excellent chap.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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Swipe's picking on me again up there in the tie sub-thread.I am crying great salty tears of pain here.
Why, Swipola, why?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
It's because she secretly wants to bang you.Y'know, like how little kids are mean to those they like? Yeah. Like that.
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This is true. She told me.She said "Kroney, I really want to bang PD but I just don't know how to express myself properly"
So I said "Just keep being mean to him, he'll get the message".
This is precisely the same advice I gave to Al when he told me he fancied Swipe, by the way.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:32,
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sometimes when you're rude to someone it means that you fancy themsometimes it means you are being a cunt for no reason. sometimes it genuinely means they are a cunt who should ideally die slowly and painfully in a fire. which gets filmed and youtubed.
lots of reasons, k-man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:58,
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INORITEI mean it was nice, but it wasn't what I really wanted.
Now there is loads of Milka with Dime bits in next me and I'll end up eating loads
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:30,
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Milka is a swiss milk chocolate, Dime is a Sweedish toffeeput them together and you'll give girls a frothing clopper at 100 yards
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:34,
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It's very sweetwww.thechocolatereview.net/2009/01/05/milka-daim-bar/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:38,
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They accidentally gave you the one with food in, and your missus the one with the human excrement?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:28,
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It wasn't for his missus, it was actually for him as well.He's a massive fatty y'see.
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According to the BBC, I'm still thinner than 61% of women in Australia in my age group.This is strangely reassuring.
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So really the sandwich people could have shat in either of them and it would have worked out fine?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:29,
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and it would be a polish turd so would be full of cabbage and gerkins and Slaw (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:32,
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So you CAN polish a turd after all?I'm confused :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:50,
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Too much going onBut bloody dull, so I won't share. Apart from my work colleague sat behind me has an annoying habit of playing "Rosanna" a lot. I may have to remotely access his computer and do something about that.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Hitting girls over the head with a duffle bag used to mean that you wanted to snog her.Now, it's assault. Strange world.
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It was always assault for meI'm not very attractive you see.
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Peej, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:43,
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