It's because she secretly wants to bang you.
Y'know, like how little kids are mean to those they like? Yeah. Like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:26, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

This is true. She told me.
She said "Kroney, I really want to bang PD but I just don't know how to express myself properly"

So I said "Just keep being mean to him, he'll get the message".

This is precisely the same advice I gave to Al when he told me he fancied Swipe, by the way.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)

alternatively
She thinks I'm a badly-attired dickhead.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Well you are, but the other thing is possible too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

sometimes when you're rude to someone it means that you fancy them
sometimes it means you are being a cunt for no reason. sometimes it genuinely means they are a cunt who should ideally die slowly and painfully in a fire. which gets filmed and youtubed.

lots of reasons, k-man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)