I'd probably keep her in the dark for a month so she was confused into feeding
Then I'd drown her in Armagnac, pop a sheet over my head bang her up the shit pipe.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:09, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

aha Ortolan style
I like your thinking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)

you wouldn't wanna bang her in the shitpipe BEFORE feeding?
i mean you know a chick that thin hasn't got a single gram of poop in her body. but you give her a sudden influx of grease and carbs, BOOM, she'll be shitting like a goose. you'd need to put a rubber sheet down, and wear a hazmat suit. no way her digestive tract would be able to handle a sudden switch from a diet of low-calorie apples, black coffee, and low-grade narcotics.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Thanks, now I have to explain to a colleague why I suddenly barked a very loud laugh out.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)