Hahahaha
We'll look like Furnish and John on an outing with their wee lad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You'll have to put your arms around his shoulders
as you're walking through the streets of London and loudly proclaim how proud you are of your wee man.

I would love it if you do this.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)

or do
the 1,2,3 ..swing from an arm either side.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

hahahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Careful, you don't want him to scream and scream until he's sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Pop him in a purple suit
And paint his face orange
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

A child that will never know the joy of tits

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Poor freefair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Self-inflicted

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)

He'll see a pair tomorrow, no?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I meant Elton & Dave's
No tits for the suckling as an infant, and then he'll be introduced to Posh Spice with the words "and this is what women look like" and it'll be instant uphill gardener syndrome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)