I just didn't want to be the first to admit to how many I've slept with altogether
It's around 25 for me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Wanks don't count, even with a pint of mince

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

People, not wanks.
And if you've only wanked 25 times in your life, I'm shocked.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I'm not
Lot of mirrors in Apey's house
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Meant to tell you fella, I'm off to see Avenue Q next week!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

BEST
SHOW

EVER
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Oh, if we're counting wanks
then I've slept with over four thousand people.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

+a day

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Hang on...
You're 31, yes? So you've had approx 200 wanks a year since you worked out how?

BOLLOCKS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

+ empty and ruined

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Oh Christ, really?
I dread to think what the actual figure is.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

let's say 19 years of wanking
on average 4 times a week = 19 x 52 x 4 = 3,952

allow for frenetic teenage chimpdom plus years of girlfriend and 4,000 is probably about right.

you desperado.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)