Sorry... who said that?
*looks down*

Ah! Battered. Welcome back.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:47, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Alright Cumshot?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Pas mal sweetie like
(This is what 'PMSL' actually stands for)

I take it your evening of drunken debauchery with your adoptive Dads was good?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Yes. Apart from when I needed help to get down from one seat. They weren't too helpful with that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Report them to Childline
They've both got previous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)

How was your soiree with Chompy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I only had half an hour sadly
but it was very nice thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)

needs more details and slappy fighting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I took the precaution of arriving at the pub in my spandex tights, pre-oiled to save time on the wrestlin'
Chompy appeared smartly attired but was concealing his combat garb in order to tear off his shirt Superman-style to commence our bout. The Baroness produced a card with a large "1" on it and paraded it around the pub in the manner of a boxing ring girl, the barstaff rang the bell and shouted "FIGHT" in an authentic Street Fighter 2 fashion before fending off a bevy of desperate drunkards who thought it was last orders.

MORE DETAILS AS I MAKE THEM UP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Street Fighter 2 was, and is, inferior to Mortal Kombat.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

We should have got a picture of that
it was hilarious.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)

It occurred to me yesterday that nobody had taken a photo. This caused me considerable relief.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Are you short? Like, mini-me short?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)

5'9"

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)

damn.
still taller than me. But I think most b3tans are. Except Boss Keloid.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Technically it was a couple of pouffes you were sitting on
you gaylord.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)