Are you sure? I'd bring a photo of you with cocks on your face and show it to strangers in the pub.
And I'd keep my back to the wall in case you tried to bum me.

Also, I've met Monty and this hasn't stopped me being able to point out what a dreadful human being he is on here.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:06, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

This is great
I never get to be the bigger person
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)

It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it
or so I'm assured.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Do you suffer from "Battered" syndrome too?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I think the more remarkable thing
is the notion that someone might be physically larger than you.

You fat cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Me neither.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)