I have staff on holiday and will be foced to WORK. Not happy at all about this.
Alt: everyone hates you, sorry to be etc.

No, YOU bunch of pricks.

My kid's birthday was fucking brilliant, if you care, or even if you don't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:19, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I care. A little bit. But only if there was good cake.
Cunt.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)

No cake at all.
Nor was there 'cayke'. Nor were there 'kittums', 'zombies' nor any of that bent shit.

So shut up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I care and I'm glad Medusa didn't fuck it up
I was massively hungover for my daughters party and she was asleep as she's not very well. Good times
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I wasn't too bad, despite getting utterly shitted the night before.
Bed at 11pm and a bewildered 3am water-drinking interlude meant I was chipper for the morning - lucky as dancing the hornpipe to the Captain Pugwash theme might have made me vomit otherwise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I wish I'd gone home when you did. Stunned and I ended up in a pub drinking gin. Bad idea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

It sounded it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I saw the pic of you two rocking out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Morning

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Hello sir

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)