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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alt - is this a list of b3tans that have refused to sleep with you?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
can't be, you're on it.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Zing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)
twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)
twat

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)
i think you're confusing me with your other half, bbz
now there's something that would sleep with anything
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)
nah, she can sit on the couch at the same time as me.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
well yeah
what else would you do when you're signing on?

at least i'd be at work, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I'm at work right now.
I should probably be pretending to be an internets lawyer though, that'd make me well popular.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
course you are
keep wiping that arse, boy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
oh man, you so got my number random internet lonely beaker person

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)
yep
you're a bitter scottish prick with a crippled partner and no prospects.

nice number.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
a sad lonley junior lawyer with fading "looks" who gets literally shat on.
oh boy, I'm taking what you said to hart :'(
I'll console myself later by not being on my own in my house.
I bet you have cats.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)
yep
coming home from the dole office and wiping your partner's bum is DEFINITELY the better option. you go, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)
LOL! yeah, she's not a cripple.
I wonder who'd look after you if you were ill. the cats?
you're so charming they'll probably be a HUGE queue.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)
well, here's how it works when you have a proper job
your income is protected by things like insurance. so you don't need your partner to dabble in benefit fraud to wipe your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)
still, not a sad lonley wobble gunt.
silver lining and all.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
yeeeeeeeah
i wouldn't swop even for 10 seconds, mcbitter.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)
I'll remember that when I get home and see my son tonight.
say hi to the cats for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)
christ, they let you breed?
he'll be bitter AND crippled. best of both.

still, i'm sure you'll give him a great future. down at the dole office.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
at least I can swipey, at least I can.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)
you say that like it's a good thing
it's most definitely NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)
yes it must be sad to have a barren womb :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)
i may or may not decide to have kids
it's my choice. your poor little bastard, however, has no choice but to be a povvo scumbag.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
random internet judgement lolz!
swipey has spoken!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)
no.
The ones that make me do a vom.

Soz babygirl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

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