i wanted to be a lawyer after reading "to kill a mockingbird" as a child and being transfixed by the court room scenes
turns out the reality of contentious property law is EXACTLY like that.

altalt: i should be there tonight, but there is a possibility i will have to go to see my friend if the hospital keeps her in overnight; fingers crossed for her sake that i won't!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:08, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Morning swipey
So on a scale of 1 -37 how smashed will you be tonight?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Only her back doors

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

well it depends
my poor friend is mid-ectopic pregnancy, and will know this morning if they need to take out the tube. so if they do, it will be a zero, as i will be at the hospital. if they don't, it's a tuesday, and i had vodkas last night, so....... 17?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)

poor girl, hope she's ok and you can get out and get your back doors smashed by jeff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)

i am not sure why my back door has come into this
but me too. it sounds fucking horrific.

both the ectopic and the back door smashing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

So what you're saying here
is that you find the idea of sex with Jeff T Dogfucker abhorrent?

Oh swipe, why so cruel?
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)

it's better than what you say about him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

+ r back doors

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Good Morning Jim Carrey
I thought you played a good part in the Truman Show and have a soft spot for Liar Liar
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)