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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That made me so mad I think I cracked a tooth.
If I ever tipped the scale at 300lbs I think I might think to myself "Oooh, I'm a bit of a tubster, I think I'd better lose some weight" not "Oh well, I'll just have another cake, another 500lbs won't hurt me."

Jesus, I have a panic attack of I go above 154lbs.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:55, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Er... how tall are you?!
11 stone is nowt for a bloke. Unless you're Battered.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)
5' 7" (AND A HALF, THANK YOU)
I like to be around 147-150 lbs. This is mainly because I don't ever, ever want to be a fatty (again).

I should stress that I don't have any kind of eating disorder.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Ah OK
I'll be fucking amazed if I ever hit 11 stone but I'm 5'11". And I like food.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Are you a new contender for Tiniest Man On Off Topic?
Watch out, Battered may punch you.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I suppose I could be.
Depends on Battered, I suppose...

No-one will ever be tinier than Captain V, that's for sure.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I'm seriously starting to consider running and stuff
because I'm getting uncomfortably large. I'm not fat by any stretch, but I have let myself go a bit. How anyone can look at themselves and think "Yeah, I've got room for another couple of cheesecakes in there", I really don't know.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)
it is sickening
but anyone who gets to that stage must have either psychological or mental health problems. eg the world's fattest teen, that 850lb behemoth, had been fed to death by his mother, who had been fucked up by losing her first child when he was a baby. the whole family were fucked!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Dammit, woman, will you STOP being rational?!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
it doesn't happen often
make the most of it
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Overfeeding an infant to that extent is basically child abuse
If you broke your kid's legs in some kind of extreme version of Munchausen's by proxy they'd put you away, but bones mend and they'd be out playing football within a year. That kid's got years of extreme dieting and physical therapy ahead of him.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
yep
this kid can't get out of bed, has to shit into a bag which his mother puts under his 850lb ass, and she still brings him a burger a minute.

gross.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

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