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Documentaries.I like documentaries considerably more than those bent box-set shit bollocks everyone has a fucking wank over. I was shouting at the televsion only last night in a 'Father Jack' manner, whilst viewing a doc on Stongehenge which had some of the worst-supported speculation I've ever seen. I also watched one on 'Black Metal' which was hilarious - best line: 'there was 'Dead'*, dead...on der bed'.
Quality.
Tell us about a good - or appalling - documentary that you have seen.
Alt: wank on about Star Trek or some terrible US drama instead. I despise you.
Altalt: what's your current food 'thing' that you're milking? NB saying 'milk' will only make you even more loathed.
*some metallurgist's ludicrous nom de plume
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:16,
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That was the best line?You're not selling this Black Metal thing here, you know.
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Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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I was watching Download on Sky Arts yesterdayMan, there are some awful bands on there.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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There weren't many at Download I like, in comparison to the number of bands actually there.Of the 140+ bands there, I liked 18 of them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:25,
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All the "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARR" type onesShite.
I'm up to Metallica now though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:33,
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I just fast forwarded them one, to be honest(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:38,
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oh man, Axewound were playing and I mised them!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:42,
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I wish I'd been at the 'Blood-fury stage' to see 'Deathfiend'!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:47,
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Anthrax, Soundgarden and Slash were OK(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:49,
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I loved the Orbit series about planet EarthAll that kind of stuff is brilliant, learning about the gulf streams and deserts, etc. I watched an iPlayer of Genghis Khan a few weeks ago that was also excellent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:21,
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I saw that.As you know I am a huge Genghis Khan fan. HUGE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:23,
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I named two of our servers GENGHIS and ATILLA(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:35,
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Go for HITLER nextand Monty will love you forever
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:45,
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I was veto-ed in thisAlso, after naming our file server SOMEWHERE I was told off. Apparently saying "have you looked on somewhere for it?" was upsetting people
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:50,
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I hve Louis Theroux's documentaries on Alzeihers to watchcan't bring myself to watch them though as louis theroux is a prick and Alzhiemers makes me sad and scared
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:21,
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Alzhiemers frightens me tooThe thought of slowly losing it is terrifying.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:24,
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But Nakers, you've already watched it.You posted that on here a few days ago.
I think...no, I mustn't scare you. I'm no doctor. But listen, I think you might have...no. Just see a doctor OK? You Pratchett cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:24,
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Chemistry: A Volatile History on BB4 was excellentand was presented by Prof. Jim Alkalili, who strikes a great balance between depth and the mainstream
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:23,
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Oh I know him!!He's that LOLarious Iranian comedian, right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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He should shorten his surname to Alkalifor chemistry lols.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:31,
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best of all the scientific lolzpotassium in your flask of coffee? LOL
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:32,
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Potassium ribbon in their jacket pocket on a hot day?LOL
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:34,
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Some of the American documentaries on Sky are laughable. ..they just consist of Yanks shouting a lot about how big everything is.
However some are excellent, the "moving house" one for example, where they literally dig the house up in one piece, put it on a truck and drive it to a new location.
BBC4 has some good ones too.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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See: Any docco on Nat Geo(Which pisses me off anyway - is it that hard to say National Geographic?) which sounds interesting (i.e. "The Secrets of Ancient Egypt") but in fact what you get is an hour of badly researched tripe that probably tries to shoehorn aliens or Nazis in there.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:24,
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Frozen Planet was bloody brilliant though. Best nature documentary in aaaages.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:25,
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The problem is they have to "sex it up"* because it's what the "public"** wants*dumb it down
**Ill-educated American halfwits with the attention span of goldfish.
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Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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+ featuring my most hated man Zahi Hawasswho, I am overjoyed to relate, has been discredited as he was v close to the old regime there. The fucking hyperbolic speculative borderline lying CUNT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:30,
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Is he the liar who is the head of the antiquities comission?He's a cunt, sure enough. He should be fucking embalmed and thrown to the crocodiles.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:32,
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That's him.Ex-head though, I think, praise the Lord. His wildly unscientific shit-talking has ruined literally hours of my viewing pleasure
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:35,
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Apparently it is possibleto watch Sky documentaries involving Nazis 24/7 as there's always one on somewhere.
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Nazis and Sharks.Nazi Sharks! From Space!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:36,
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Just have the History channel on all dayIt's 90% WW2 programming.
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Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:36,
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I loved that David Attenborough doco about the Poles. That was pretty lovely.Game of Thrones is an HBO show and it's fantastic.
I miss food. I had great food last night and now I have none.
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Searching For Sugar Man looks good, I'm seeing this at the cinema next week.And Spinal Tap is superb, it's based on an Australian band called Anvil, apparently.
I'm having Jerk pork chops for dinner.
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I'd quite like to see Searching For Sugar Man.I picked up the reissue of his Cold Fact album the other week.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:44,
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I watched Supersize vs Superskinny last week, does that count?There was an American woman on there who was 50-odd stone. Her son (also a chubster) was a full-time carer for her cos she couldn't get up on her own. Her wheelchair (with her in it) broke the bus' dismount lift, and while they were fixing it and getting her chair out she was exhorting them to hurry "because I can't stand up for too long". And throughout she was banging on about how much she hated herself for making her own life so difficult, for ruining her son's teenage years, for not being able to do so much that most people (not Merkins, obv) take for granted.
Can anyone else see the flaw in this argument?
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...and use your now-free fingers to pick up vibrator and lubeIt's all exercise innit
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Oof, you cheeky motherfucker.And it's non-existent currently.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:35,
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I can't watch thoseI end up screaming at the TV "IT'S SIMPLE - STOP BRINGING HER THE FUCKING PIZZA"!!!!
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You are the product of a one-night stand between Geoff Capes and She-Hulk AICMFP(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
That programme fucking disgusts me.It should just be an hour of Dr. Whatever-he's-called shouting "JUST PUT DOWN THE FUCKING FORK YOU FAT CUNT!" at the fat one.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:31,
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imagine being an alcoholic and beating the addictionimagine then that you have to have a few drinks everyday to stay alive, but must not get addicted again.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:35,
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Easy there, chubster, you'll have a heart attack.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:37,
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Ok just because only Micronesia are fatter than me...But I thought it was a good point to some degree. it was made by a chap who had won world slimmer of the year, twice and put the weight back on again twice.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:39,
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Actually, if I dally with being reasonable for a second:It *is* a good point.
And now, back to being prejudiced:
Perhaps if these elephantine cunts could exercise some self-control and just have one portion of fish and chips in a sitting they might not get fat. And then they would be able to see their genitals. And then they wouldn't have to go on the television and display their (admittedly impressive by sheer numbers) girth.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:42,
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I actually agree with Apey, there's no getting around the fact that food is necessary and the best stuff has the most caloriesNonetheless, as Ricky Gervais put it (and he should know), no-one ever got fat behind their own back. Who the fuck looks at the scales when they read 17 stone and thinks "Ah well, cake"
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i saw one about some woman who weighed about 800lbsand she was saying that, once you get past about 300lbs - which in itself is staggering - it doesn't really make any difference any more. i guess if you weigh 800lbs, getting "down" to 750lbs isn't going to look or feel any different.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:51,
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That made me so mad I think I cracked a tooth.If I ever tipped the scale at 300lbs I think I might think to myself "Oooh, I'm a bit of a tubster, I think I'd better lose some weight" not "Oh well, I'll just have another cake, another 500lbs won't hurt me."
Jesus, I have a panic attack of I go above 154lbs.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:55,
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Er... how tall are you?!11 stone is nowt for a bloke. Unless you're Battered.
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5' 7" (AND A HALF, THANK YOU)I like to be around 147-150 lbs. This is mainly because I don't ever, ever want to be a fatty (again).
I should stress that I don't have any kind of eating disorder.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:00,
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Ah OKI'll be fucking amazed if I ever hit 11 stone but I'm 5'11". And I like food.
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Are you a new contender for Tiniest Man On Off Topic?Watch out, Battered may punch you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:12,
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I suppose I could be.Depends on Battered, I suppose...
No-one will ever be tinier than Captain V, that's for sure.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:15,
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I'm seriously starting to consider running and stuffbecause I'm getting uncomfortably large. I'm not fat by any stretch, but I have let myself go a bit. How anyone can look at themselves and think "Yeah, I've got room for another couple of cheesecakes in there", I really don't know.
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Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:57,
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it is sickeningbut anyone who gets to that stage must have either psychological or mental health problems. eg the world's fattest teen, that 850lb behemoth, had been fed to death by his mother, who had been fucked up by losing her first child when he was a baby. the whole family were fucked!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:58,
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Dammit, woman, will you STOP being rational?!(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:01,
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it doesn't happen oftenmake the most of it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:02,
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Overfeeding an infant to that extent is basically child abuseIf you broke your kid's legs in some kind of extreme version of Munchausen's by proxy they'd put you away, but bones mend and they'd be out playing football within a year. That kid's got years of extreme dieting and physical therapy ahead of him.
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yepthis kid can't get out of bed, has to shit into a bag which his mother puts under his 850lb ass, and she still brings him a burger a minute.
gross.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:02,
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That woman was a fucking idiotAll the justification in the world won't change the fact that SHE GOT THAT FAT BECAUSE SHE WAS FUCKING STUPID AND LAZY. It's called morbid obesity for a reason, it's because you die of it. A few suggestions for her ilk;
- It DOES make a difference, the fatter you get the sooner you die
- Your quality of life is much worse for continuing to gain weight once you get past 300lbs instead of trying to lose it
- So is the quality of life of your family and anyone who cares about you
- How the FUCK can you get to 300lbs in the first place?!
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these ones who can't leave the house and chow down on 20,000 calories a dayhow do they afford all that food? HOW?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:58,
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Exactly!This British woman on the show had a daily breakfast of just a fuckload of chocolate. And it's not like she was buying it in bulk from the supermarket, every day she went down the corner shop and spunked about £10 on chocs, laid them out on the bed and went to town. I couldn't afford to spend what she did every day on food, and she was a stay-at-home mum with 5 kids.
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The difference is,If you're really sticking away the booze you'll kill yourself, or get to a point where someone intervenes, in fairly short order. It takes fucking YEARS of seriously heavy eating to get to that level of fat, it's not like you wake up one morning wondering where the 70% body fat came from
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POTDThis will not be beaten today, mark my words. Proper guffaw here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:43,
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Sportscow's Dietary Advice Tips: No: #1When you are unable to get to the fridge to eat more deep fried cake, this is a sign. YOU FAT FUCKING GUNT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:42,
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I had to stop watching that showMy sister would watch it and laugh (she's a size 6), and I'd watch it and think 'fuck I don't want food anymore.'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:22,
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EXTREME LOGGERSWORLDS DEADLIEST ROADS
GNARLY VETINARY SURGERY
LIFE THREATENING ACCOUNTANCY
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:34,
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Shut the fuck up!One of these will end up being comissioned, you wanker!
I do quite like World's Deadliest Roads, though.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:38,
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I have tried to come up with an appropriate response for 10 minutes and I can't. Tops to you mate.
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EXTREME HOW CLEAN IS YOUR BADLY BEHAVED PREMATURE ANIMAL BABY'S HOUSE MOVER? (, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)
ULTIMATE LOLLIPOP CROSSINGS!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:41,
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I watched a documentary series about the classical world.there was one about sparta, you should watch it you big gay.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:40,
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they done one on the rest of greece too.they based their economy on olive oil, not much has changed.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:46,
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Do you know what the fourth most traded Roman commodity was(after olive oil, grain and wine)?
Fish sauce, MMPSPSPSP. Would you believe it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:51,
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yes I would.did you know the romans invented the beefburger?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:55,
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That I did not, MMPSPSPSP.I did not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:57,
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most romans lived in blocks of flats, which didn't have enough space for a cooking fire.at the corner of each block there was a small kitchen owned by a local businessman and they would get most of their meals from there.
a popular dish was cooked ground beef with spices served between two slices of bread.
it was popular because of its ease to eat.
*puffs inhaler*
*pushes glasses up nose*
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:01,
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Most Romans did not live in insulae. Unless you mean residents of the city of Rome itselfwhich by the C1st BC made up only a tiny proportion of Roman citizens.
*wheezes, adjusts stained jogging 'pants'*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:07,
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yes, I was talking about Rome.where most roman citizens lived.
*fiddles with metal detector*
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:10,
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leave lots of porn on the walls(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:13,
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That's the point, not by C1st they didn't.By then there were more Roman citizens outside the city than in it. Don't forget that a fairly decent percentage of residents were slaves or non-citizens, not of course to the extent of Athens' reliance on 'metics' ha ha. That would be crazy talk.
*resigns self to lifetime of loneliness and self-abuse*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:19,
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what the fuck are you babbling on about man?when the hell did I give you a timeline?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:31,
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I gave myself one.I like giving myself lines.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:34,
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Does it count as a documentary?The ex got me into Keeping up with the Kardashians. Although the minute she was gone, I forgot all about it, so maybe "got me into" is a bit harsh.
It was funny as fuck, though. They were awful, awful people.
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Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:40,
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What's wrong with the dad's face and hair?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:44,
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Augmentation, I expect.Face lifts and hair implants and the like.
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Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:54,
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Isn't spaaaaace amaaaaaaaaaaaazing?Look at me, I'm on a mountaaaaaaaaaaaain.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:49,
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I agree, although the infinate monkey cage is alright.Mainly because I can't see him.
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It's more the other people that make that entertaining though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:09,
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I just watched The Lorax with the sprogsQuietest they have been in weeks.
I once saw a documentary on why the moon landings were faked. Utter shite.
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Peej, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:42,
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Dr. Seuss is a cunt and his creations are gash(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:43,
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Was he even a real doctor?????My kid loves Cat in the Hat actually.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:45,
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He's not a massive fan of yours either, to be honest.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:48,
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Mr Tumnus is the most pervy kids book character I've seen.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:10,
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Are you fucking kidding me?What about Winnie the Pooh? Always had his hand in the honey pot, co-dependent interspecies sub-domo relationship with an underage boy, and a name that proudly proclaims his proclivity for scat?
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Eey-ore nly wanted a friend(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:18,
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There's a difference between a cartoon character, and this
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:24,
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Why would you do it James McAvoy?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:30,
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Have you seen The Decline of Western Civilisation Part 2: The Metal Years?If you're 'really into' lolarious documentaries on silly metal bands, you'll probably like that too.
Alt: I've never seen Star Trek and I grew up in a house where American television was frowned upon, which I've never really got over despite having grudgingly enjoyed some American things since leaving home.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:47,
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I've not, no.Neither have I seen 'Heavy Metal Parking Lot' which HAS to be hysterical.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:48,
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I am currently watching David Icke debating at the Oxford UnionHilarious.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:48,
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he's a deluded prick with some utterky zany ideas which he is convinced of.He's very much the CQ of the lecture circuit.
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Hey - don't talk about Battered like that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:03,
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It's his delusions that make him funny. Mad cunt that he is.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:06,
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Hey - don't talk about Dozer like that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:07,
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He came to my school and gave a speech to our debating society onceSadly he steered clear of the Royals being lizards and his time at Coventry City, but he was still utterly barking. His conviction was startling. I've never seen anyone so absolutely sure of themselves and what they were saying.
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It's all an Illuminati conspiracy apparently. The recession, global warming, the 'few controlling the many' etc.Barking mad.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:14,
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We're going to look fucking stupid if he turns out to be right mind(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
He's making millions from his books, online subscriptions & DVD's. Clever.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:16,
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I think they may be one and the same.Here's the clue:
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:19,
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Shittest 'V for Vendetta' mask EVARR.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:20,
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Also:Any documentary that uses dramatic re-enactments to help the viewer learn. Are we all so stupid we can't understand a concept unless it's acted out to us in 30-second snippets? Surely listening to someone explain how something happened/was discovered/was cured is sufficient?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:12,
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I'm not saying you are.Just that *some of us* ie, people who somehow managed to get into my course, would need it.
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I know, I was only toying with you, punky!(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:18,
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Oh.Sorry. Am trying to do too many things at once. It's not going well.
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Sorry, I didn't really take all of that incould you get someone to act out the main points for me?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:14,
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I never remember the names of interesting documentariesMostly they're about wars.
Alt: next season of Justified is confirmed. I reckon you would love it Monty.
Alt alt: energy drinks. Best cure for insomnia I've found yet. I've been getting a full six hours sleep a night thanks to them. I drink one or two and five minutes later I'm asleep.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:15,
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I have no clueReally strong coffee does the same thing, absolutely knocks me out.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:25,
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I do love a good War docco.It has to have a great title to draw me in, though. Something like "Big Fucking Battles Involving Tanks and Stuff". It should also be presented by Dick Strawbridge.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:17,
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^^thisScrapheap Challenge went shit when they got rid of him and the woman that builds her own hovercrafts
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I liked it when Lisa Rogers was on it.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:24,
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If you get to see him on a programme called 'In Confidence', do.A very interesting, introspective, thoughtful man. Seems like such a top person. Really likes quiet, apparently.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:26,
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Oh yeah? What's that about then?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:21,
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US Marshal goes back to his hometownGets involved in local family feuds over the weed and meth business in the area. It really is excellent I promise.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:24,
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No, I'm just pleased to see you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:26,
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That's the oneHe's really good, but the other characters are even better.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:27,
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SRSLY?How much do you stand to make?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:22,
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£750,000 to each directornot enough to retire on, sure but we'll be kept on as consultants for the next six months so we'll be getting a wage for the first time in years, and we're setting up ANOTHER company with some of our other contacts
lovely
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bet swipey don't feel quite so important now. LOL!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:31,
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I hope she's a gentle lover.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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hahahafor £750k, after tax?
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:38,
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yeah, I think he's overpaid an all.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:39,
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i wasn't offering all my moneywww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1675436
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oh marky marka new day, a new bitter comment?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:36,
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you cut me to the quick madam.lolgutted.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:38,
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i will pay you 1p to break your spine into an almost complete circle, and then fuck your own face(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Oh, I was going to offer you 751,000 each...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:33,
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Congratulations. Try and get the earn out paid out over two tax years if you can, that way you won't pay as much.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:34,
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you tax dodging shitcunt, i hope you diewe have accountants, dipshit
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Fuck you then. Just offering advice having sold my own business last year.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:38,
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i appreciate it, Nick Nackbut as accounting and legal is what we do, well...
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Ah. I wasn't aware that was your sector.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:41,
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nice! new helicopter time?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:28,
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More time for him to spend on here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:29,
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nah, starting from scratch so will have to start working my bollocks off again(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
If I were a scientist, by the way, this would really piss me off:www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2012/jul/16/cern-dance-strangels-sciart
"Do I come to a theatre and do physics in your rehersal rooms? FUCK OFF!" I'd definitely say something like that, if I were a scientist. Which I am not. But if I were.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:22,
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It could still happen!!!Like your acting career.
*runs off*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:23,
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Look pal, I've managed not to make a dwarf joke under your Lisa Rogers post up there so I can't be that bad, eh?
Oh, soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:27,
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When I win my Oscar you're going on the 'Bastards I Have Known' list.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:29,
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Is that the one with Brad Pitt in it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:30,
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No, he's in the section marked "People I Have Cuckolded"(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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Contemporary art = utter bollocksmade by self-important tossers for each other to pointlessly wank over.
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you are wrongbut I'm too ill to justify my rightness
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:29,
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She's just a repressed plasterer, though.Should get back to work on the site.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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and meI'm totally an awesome artist
who's not exhibited for fucking years
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:38,
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It's statements like thisThat make me defend contemporary art.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:31,
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Contemporary art = utter bollocks= utter bollocks
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:32,
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I love contemporary art.Just because stuff is old, doesn't make it fantastic. Just because stuff is newer and different doesn't automatically make it shit either.
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I like the quote from him"it's taken me a month to understand what's going on"
I put it to you, my lightfooted yoghurt knitting friend, that the fact that you even consider that you understand means you don't have the tiniest fucking clue.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:29,
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I like bbc 4 documentaries largelyI despise those ones on Discovery which are about an hour long but only have 1/4 of content which is repeated before and after every break like we've only got a 5 minute attention span.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:31,
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Sorry could you repeat the first part of that please?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:33,
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AFTER THE BREAK...MONTY ASKS FOR CLARIFICATION IN AN HILARIOUS IRONIC JOKE....
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:34,
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Those absolutely do my fucking head in.They are becoming more prevalent on any channel with adverts, too. Give it time, they'll be putting breaks and "refreshers" into anything.
I think the tipping point was when they started putting the same advert in consecutive breaks. For the love of fuck, I'm watching the whole program. I'm not going to have forgotten about your fucking washing powder since 15 minutes ago
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:38,
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I saw one that clamed UFOs were made by nazis and hitler used one to escape to South America. It was BRILLIENT.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:36,
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I've got one taped about teh London UndergroundProbably the most bitched about yet remarkable thing (the underground, not the doc, haven't watched that yet).
Alt: I watched the one that was a western last night and Chechoff was getting some serious tongue action right in front of his superiors but was all like "Keptin, ve must keep up good relations viv ze natives!" or some shit
Altalt: Chilli soup
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:00,
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