The joy of knowing that between the plane taking off and actually having my feet on the floor, I'm going to be absolutely fucking terrified?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:45, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

But you won't be, you're a bit nervous in the plane
when you actually fall out of the door you shit yourself momentarily and then you feel frickin' awesome watching the world getting bigger as the wind rushes past you, and then once the parachute goes you're concentrating on avoiding crushing your balls in the harness you're wearing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

I'm a nervous flyer anyway, so it'll be a fair amount worse when I know I'll be falling out of the plane a few minutes later.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

This is really the worst that can happen.
www.theblaze.com/stories/skydiver-commits-suicide-by-shedding-parachute-at-8000-feet-over-ny-field/
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)