Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alt, your wife's a bit of a goer. bangs like the shithouse door when the plague's in town.(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
If my wife could see this shit she'd be spilling pre-cum juices left right and centre(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
That's not on man, I was going for banter thereYou have a free pass to call me a cunt but don't go calling my wife fucked up, that's out of fucking order you little prick
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
The correct answer was "I retract that thing about your cunt fucking kids"
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I didn't realise.If it was multiple choice, I may have done better.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Allow me to be of assistanceYou have been insulted by a fellow b3tan. Is the appropriate response;
a) I take your points on board and will give them due consideration based on your impeccable standing and reputation as a gentleman of honour.
b) Fuck fucking off you fucking short/fat/gay/Jewish/Nazi/spastic/Australian/smug/whale-like/Deacon/rapist/slaggy/drug-addled/Scottish/absurdly vain/troll/illiterate shitcunt
c) Prick
d) An elaborate and imaginative combination of the above which shatters the boundaries of acceptable internet banter whilst breaking new ground in the fields of verbosity, alliteration and originality
Hint: not d)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
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