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AA a stalwart of B3ta?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:50, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That's the best thing I've ever seen in my life
and I've seen the bit where Jamie Lee Curtis gets her norks out in Risky Business. A LOT.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Surely Rebecca De Mornay?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)

He means in Trading Places

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

You've seen right through me
I've only watched Trading Places ONCE. You can read me like a book, Monts. And not a very good book. Certainly not Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab, which actually improves with every read.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

^James Patterson lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Andy McNab is actually an alright writer
Substantially better than James Patterson and his ilk.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

That is quite excellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)

It's quite well-written, if ultimately misguided.
I might compose a 9000-word epic about Apeloverage and his spasticated book.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Which, ironically, would be significantly more words
than the feckless cunt was prepared to write in his spasticated book.

At a guess. Short stories, I ask you. LAZY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Battered's autobiography.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I hear that Battered's autobiography is like the Yellow Pages
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GElOGkCBrHw
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I don't think it's aimed at me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)