I was in the cubs for a while.
It was shit. They made me pledge my allegiance to God and the Queen.
Then once a month we had to march to a church carrying a flag, then sit through some nonsense about Jesus.
I served my time and then left.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:33, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

my brother was a beaver and a cub, but i never got to be a brownie
the first week they made some kind of pictures out of roll on icing and sweets, and i was really jealous. i would like to be doing that right now. instead i'm drafting a notice to exercise an option.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

it doesn't matter how much you excercise options, sweetie
they never get any fitter. Lazy fuckers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)