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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What a bunch of tossers.www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18879828
Did you ever belong to a quasi military uniformed thing as a kid? I was St John Ambulance cadet, had a little bag with bandages in and looked a bit of a prick.
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Isn't their motto something like "Out of every scout, a mature man will emerge"?
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I never tell my parents when I'm going in dryThey like the surprise
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:17,
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I wouldn't have thought they'd notice(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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I went to cub scoutsThis taught me how to tie knots, light fires and build camps. All very useful for a 9 year old boy. There is no chance in hell kids would be allowed to do that these days. You were practically encouraged to carry a knife round
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:59,
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You're getting mixed up with 'The Irish', here, I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:02,
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I'll wager H&S reports need to be made first though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:06,
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He was also never a "youth"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:06,
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Yes Sporto, I was born aged 25.*pats head*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:10,
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I had a dream last night that I was talking to Bruce Forsythand I told him he looked older than Methuselah's balls.
I can only assume I've heard the phrase somewhere, but I can't think where.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:12,
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Is it on your husband's passport?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:15,
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Fuck nose why you are being like this b3th(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:26,
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Oo. Sick burn, bro.His passport photo really does look like he should be on some kind of register, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:17,
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I apologise if that was a little harsh.Or a lot harsh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:18,
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Oh, don't be daft, you mong.It was funny. I still hate you though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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It's the only time I'm the same as all the other kids.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:21,
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Are you the cute one on the right?Who looks attractively vulnerable?
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The one on the left is a young Matt Le Blanc.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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America still has the plaguewww.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jul/18/oregon-man-case-plague
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He's going to lose all his fingers,and won't be able to do his job as a welder? No shit Sherlock.
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What kind of gaylord catches the plague?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:36,
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Not really.I was a member of the local surf life savers though. Does that count?
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I imagine that' probably compulsary in Australia. Like national service.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:15,
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God what a fucken dick.How're you today, Richie Rich?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:17,
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STOP SHOUTING, THE PAIR OF YOU!I have a headache.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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Does Alf from the surf club run that?He runs everything else in Summer Bay.
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I think it was in Yabbie Creek(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:29,
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Yup, I was in the ATC.I really enjoyed it, actually - I got a Glider Pilot's licence and got to do things that many other people don't get to do. I id it because I really wanted to join the RAF, but then my spazzy eyes meant I couldn't be a pilot.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:27,
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The flying lesson I got for a birthday a few years ago was one of the coolest things I've done(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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It was a single-engined Cessna(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:33,
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I was shocked to be allowed to both take off and land in my first (i.e. only) lesson(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:47,
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fucking germans!www.metro.co.uk/olympics/905459-germans-lay-into-soggy-gloomy-expensive-olympic-host-city-london
first they take on religion by banning circumcision for babies. now the brits. what will they do next?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:30,
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New on ITV - The Only Way is Gleiwitz(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:44,
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I liked Battered's FB status last night(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:32,
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They've got a point though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:37,
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informed choice.Inflicting a religion on a child is a terrible thing to do, especially where it demands mutilation.
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Absolutely everything in that Der Spiegel article is true thoughsensible accurate informed journalism. Utterly unlike the Metro.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:07,
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VHAT EVAH YOUH DO, DO _NAHT_ MEHNCHAN ZA OLYMPICS.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:20,
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I was in the cubs for a while.It was shit. They made me pledge my allegiance to God and the Queen.
Then once a month we had to march to a church carrying a flag, then sit through some nonsense about Jesus.
I served my time and then left.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:33,
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my brother was a beaver and a cub, but i never got to be a browniethe first week they made some kind of pictures out of roll on icing and sweets, and i was really jealous. i would like to be doing that right now. instead i'm drafting a notice to exercise an option.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:37,
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it doesn't matter how much you excercise options, sweetiethey never get any fitter. Lazy fuckers.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:10,
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I like this girl's version of scouts:
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:53,
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Is this what the Woodcraft Folk got up to?menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1583665_340-cannabis-plants-worth-15k-found-dumped-on-wasteground-in-chadderton
With their Modern Parents.
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I would say soMost of the kids I knew who were in Woodcraft folk also had parents who smoked dope.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:01,
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I was in the CCF, it was good fun by and largeEspecially the free trip to Cyprus
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:37,
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I was too.The naval version. We never got abroad though, Portsmouth, Plymouth and Rosyth.
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Plenty of sailors need young boys in the UK, BP.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:08,
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I was expelled from the scouts for pyromania. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:39,
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Until I poured some sugar on it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:43,
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I was a CUB and then a SCOUT and then a member of the DPRK COVERT INFILTRATION FORCES(
Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:53,
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Guild wars 2 beta weekend this weekend Theoban, you getting onboard?(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Nah, I've got too many mmos alreadyNowt in it has looked amazing for me yet either, just looks pretty and that's it. Had a look at some videos of the combat and it just seems chaotic.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:58,
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I dunno where you're getting your facts ma'am but when DCIF have been involved you know we've been in(
Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:03,
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I think the real shame of all this is, have you seen their uniforms? Tight short shorts and a toggle that you can really strangle someone with (and you know how gays LOVE to strangle someone).You could grab one of those toggle scarf things too, all you got to do, while you're taking someone from behind, is grab on that toggle to force their neck back. Plus those badges, gays LOVE to accessorise.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:00,
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absolute fleet of berties, Gonz. Fleet of 'em.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:09,
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oicome and play with me in my shiny new thread
it's got balls and everything
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:23,
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