My child.
Alt: I have two middle names and no I will not share, soz. I'd never hyphenate my surname.

Altalt: a little, I fear. I shall be eating some fucking povvo slop.

I'm on the verge of cracking up today. If I take one more phone call from some pikey cunt I am going to lose it. I've just had some urchin asking for a bigger discount off something I have in my sale: it's already A THIRD OFF. His total spend would be just over £100. I feel like a fucking Moroccan carpet salesman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:31, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i think your phone needs to develop a fault
try unplugging it, that would help.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

wank into his order. that'll do it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

just because you do that over all your lab samples

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

haha, yeah. sexy labwank, that always does it for me.
I bet you're terribly hot for guys just wearing Howie coats...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

"hot for" and "lab coats" do NOT go together

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

+working in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

denial is a river in Egypt, honey.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

haha i deny nothing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I'm thinking more along the lines of adding razorblades and ground glass.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Do you work for a drugs cartel?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)