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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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bit slow on here today innit
what childish things secretly give you pleasure?

alt: do you have a middle name? will you share it with the class? and would you ever hyphenate your surname?

altalt: too early for lunch? i'm going here today: www.gntrbt.com/food_menu.php hmm. balls or sliders. what a choice. they also do a fab "do it yourself threesome", where you get a bottle of prosecco and 3 different purees to make your own bellinis.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:11, 94 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Farting and burping
No middle name - far too common for that. I'd never hyphenate a surname.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
One of the bars I quite like in Leith
has a "do-it-yourself mojito kit" ... ie a load of mint leaves, some lime, and a bottle of rum.

It's such a cheeky way of saving their barstaff the bother of making drinks, it really is. It isn't even much cheaper.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)
i like it because it saves you having to go back to the bar
but the drinks aren't as good, obviously.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I kind of object to doing their job for them.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)
i guess it's like sleeping with someone
and having to finish yourself off
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Farting.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
i sense a theme here...
.... really sorry about last night. i got stuck waiting for something for a client, got home about midnight in the end :(
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)
No prob.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Alt: DANGER
My surname doesn't lend itself to hyphenation.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
i can think of quite a few things that go with it perfectly
if you WANT to work in porn, that is
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)
I was actually just going to add
"unless I meet a girl named 'helmet' or 'ballistic'"
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)
"throat" would be good

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Fart noises with my hands or armpits
always go down well in business meetings.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
i think you should come to my meeting tomorrow
also "hands" and "armpits" yeah right
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Cool, I'll do my party piece involving letting air escape through the stretched neck of a balloon.
It'll be well lol.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
brilliant
bring beers too.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)
I like the sound of your workplace, if puerile humour and alcohol are meeting essentials.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)
they are for me
sadly nobody else here agrees with it.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)
I'm almost ashamed to say that making catapults really cheers me up
I have a middle name - it's Richard. My surname used to be multi-hyphenated many years ago until the last three (Fucking THREE!) words were dropped from it.
Lunch will be on the hoof as I'm already late for a meeting and I'm fricking about on here!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Alt: I share a middle name with these people


It's a well cool name.
My surname is too good to ruin with hyphenating.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
isn't that the same person just a few years on?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)
No, although the first one did sport a similar look to the third one at some point.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Everyone loves the fat talentless alkie look, right?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Works for me.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)
i've been on dates with it
it tends to smoke rollies and talk about itself incessantly
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Hi Tangled Gaycunt Upinblue!

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
*drinks from inside paper bag*

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Good name.
Also, the one on the right looks like Tom Delonge after a year on the street.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)
tangled - overrated - upinblue

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)
My child.
Alt: I have two middle names and no I will not share, soz. I'd never hyphenate my surname.

Altalt: a little, I fear. I shall be eating some fucking povvo slop.

I'm on the verge of cracking up today. If I take one more phone call from some pikey cunt I am going to lose it. I've just had some urchin asking for a bigger discount off something I have in my sale: it's already A THIRD OFF. His total spend would be just over £100. I feel like a fucking Moroccan carpet salesman.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)
i think your phone needs to develop a fault
try unplugging it, that would help.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
wank into his order. that'll do it.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
just because you do that over all your lab samples

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
haha, yeah. sexy labwank, that always does it for me.
I bet you're terribly hot for guys just wearing Howie coats...
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)
"hot for" and "lab coats" do NOT go together

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)
+working in

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)
denial is a river in Egypt, honey.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)
haha i deny nothing

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)
I'm thinking more along the lines of adding razorblades and ground glass.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Do you work for a drugs cartel?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I still enjoy gaming, according to many on here, that's childish
Pushing trollies round the supermarket and lifting my feet off the floor, so I glide.
Running up the stairs using my hands and feet (not intentional anymore, I simply fall up the stairs a lot, and this is me attempting to keep some dignity, and my nose from twatting into the stairs)
Enjoying a good fart & burp.

Alt: James, and no fucking chance.

Alt Alt: Same as ever.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Lego, of course.
Alt: Yes, I have two. One English, one very Danish. I won't share, though.

Alt: A little. Today's lunch will be running along the lovely River Thames.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)
i'm having truffle and parmesan crostini and then arancini balls with dip
and pesto roasted vegetables. then as a team we might get the baked alaska. no offence, but i don't fancy yours much, mate...
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)
aren't all arancini balls by their nature?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Nah some of them are alright.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)
i don't know
probably

where's il quentino the neckless italian count when we need him?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

o
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)
i thought someone might do that

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I thought I would

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Devil-In John Hans Tights

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)
better than Dutch Schteve.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Yesh.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Having a good scratch. Dunno if this is childish though.
Alt, yes, I do, it's the patron saint of bad y-fronts. And god no, fucking pretentious gits. It's as bad as having a persionalised number plate.
Altalt, no idea, but meatballs on toast sounds nice. Balls.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)
haha i have personalised plates, they were my 21st birthday present
i like them because nobody knows how old my car is and other such wanky reasons. it does make it easier to spot in a car park though.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Mine was a 30th present

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Bye Bye old Window's O/S?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)
?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)
There's only one personalised plate I'd vaguely consider having
But it's not currently for sale, last time it was avaiable it was about £45,000 and I'd look an epic cock.

So all in all, probably not. But it would be quite cool, in an epic cock way.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)
W4NKA ?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)
that would be cool.
(oddly, the numberplate P155 OFF was never released as it was considered offensive, but the numberplate P15 SED was. Curious)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
I'VE SEEN THAT ONE
i thought it was asking to be pulled over. there's a cock who used to drive an orange lam around cheshire with the registration plate J4SON (or might have been JAS0N) and for years i thought, there goes jason orange, what a cunt.

turns out it wasn't him at all. ooops.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
yeah, seen that.
Doesn't it belong to that Scouse sub-footballer Jason McAteer?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)
could well do
i was told it was the son of a local millionaire property developer, who was a drug-addled rich boy cheshire cunt.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)
Maybe they thought
Pissed was a self descriptor, whereas piss off is aimed at someone else. They probably don't mind you calling ourself a pisshead.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Oh, I'm sure it's some odd logic like that
Like rswipe, I just can't understand why you'd want that on your car. You'd be pulled over at least once a week, surely?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)
B40 93R?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Baoger?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Close enough

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)
I don't get it.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Closest you can get to BADGER legally, I assume
although BAD 83R would be OK too.

It's not that, anyway, it relates to my real name
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)
i saw PE51M1ST on a jag at westfield
why would you want that? why?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
I saw "T 1"
on a 5 series the other day.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)
There are several plates up here with "XXX" on them
why you'd advertise you were a porn star I've no idea.

As I've mentioned many times before on here, you'd have to go a fucking long way to beat the TVR Tuscan that lived around Bloomsbury when I was there with the plate "N1 GGA"
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)
How about W1 GGA?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)
that would be quite funny.
I suspect the chap did it because 6'6" scarred Rastas driving TVRs tend to get stopped by the police a lot. Probably makes the question "so, is this your car, sir?" slightly more moot.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)
You probably saw PE51 MST
I don't think shoving extra letters into a reg willy-nilly goes down that well with "the rozzers"
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)
that'll be the badger, badger

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)
I was born with a double barrelled surname that goes back at least 8 generations. Never used it.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Is it Short-

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)
-Haas?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)
haha!

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Step-Ladder?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Pushing a trolley fast
Alt: middle name is Clare, good and Catholic. I wouldn't hyphenate or change my surname

Alt: a cupcake, probably lemon.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)
has this been linked yet today? this is a LOT of effort. but some excellent knight-age from dozer
www.b3ta.com/questions/burninhell/post1676288
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)
why thank you
I have two middle names by the way.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)
"Nob" and "Jockey"?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
'tiny' and 'cock'
:'(
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)
cock-tiny?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)
"massingbird-massingbird"

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)
My middle name is James.
It, apparently, is Hebrew for "supplantus". I assume this means I am the milkman's son.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

James Jacques.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)
My first name means 'Gift From God'
My elder brothers name means 'Last Of The Tribe'. It's not difficult to work out that I was an unplanned child.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Better either of those than being called a cuckoo.
Still, my first name means "Manly".

Coupled with my last name it occasionally gives me cause to snigger.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Hyphenating ones surname is frightfully common
Alt: my middle name is clearly _
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)

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