I like the idea of working from home
But the reality would be that I'd spend most of the day masturbating and would probably start drinking at lunchtime.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:19, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I just put masturbation and heavy drinking on my to-do list
that way, it feels like I've acheieved something when I cross them off.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I like your thinking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

GENIUS ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Your problem being?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I didn't say I had a problem with it.
My employers might though.
At least when I am in the office I keep it down to a minimum of one, maybe two, wanks per day and don't start drinking until 3pm at the earliest.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)