I hate working from home
I feel completely useless.

I bought some stuff called "4head" yesterday 'cus I had a headache, its quite good, its a gel you rub on your forehead and then it burns (like you've just eaten a medium-to-hot chili using your forehead), but it worked a treat.

What's the most exciting thing coming up for you over the next few months?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:07, 85 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

They do one for treating skin conditions too, which might be useful to you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

? I don't have a skin condition.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Is this a foreskin joke?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)

*touches nose and points*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Oh great, was that ANOTHER jewish joke?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

that shit is WEIRD
i'd compare it more with eating a really super mega bastard of an extra strong mint with your 'fod but that's just me.
does absolutely chuff-all for your headache though.
on the upside, apparently it's great if you're.. erm.. 'experiencing a slightly altered reality'
for me, when i get migrains, which happens a handful of times a year, ibuprofen lysine is the ONLY thing that shifts it. on the downside, most places only sell it as feminax.


alt: well, i just got a job offer
weighing it up now..
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

It kindda turned into menthol after about 15 minutes.
Cool, whats the dealio?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

real details of real shit on the real interwebs?
vagueness and banter only alas. suffice it to say there's benefits and drawbacks, and i'm mulling the shit out of em...
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Sounds like Tiger Balm

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Beta blockers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)

*Gallic shrug*

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Can you strike from home?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Depends on if I have a girl over.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

+ the arm of the chaise longue

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Witch hazel innit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

rentaghostlolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Gadzookslolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I'd love to work from home more often.
I can't though, stupid network security.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I like the idea of working from home
But the reality would be that I'd spend most of the day masturbating and would probably start drinking at lunchtime.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I just put masturbation and heavy drinking on my to-do list
that way, it feels like I've acheieved something when I cross them off.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I like your thinking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

GENIUS ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Your problem being?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I didn't say I had a problem with it.
My employers might though.
At least when I am in the office I keep it down to a minimum of one, maybe two, wanks per day and don't start drinking until 3pm at the earliest.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I'd get fuck all done
if I didn't at least spend some time working at home. It's the only place my students can't find me and ask silly questions.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Give them your mobile number,
so they can be in touch 24/7.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)

They all have my fucking mobile number
because it's written on the doors of all my biohazard labs for safety contact reasons.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Large scale desertions in Syria now, rumours the vice president and the Damascus police chief have defected.
Jeez this is happening fast.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I heard Assad called somebody's mum a slag
and then he was all like "oh yeah, I went there" and the other guy was all "oh no you di'ent" and then they got up in each others grills and it all kicked off and somebody looked at somebody else's bird and that.

That's the way these fights tend to start, anyway. It'll be somebody mum and/or bird, mark my words.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

that or someone dissed someones's threads.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Someone deleted a thread on the governments offtopic board.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

well, then they deserve it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

My new shed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Working from home is cae, all sorts of cool distractions such as drugs, dvds and porn.
Decent holiday I think, then starting uni as an oldster. As long as the bar's subsidised, like it used to be, all should be good.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

it might well be
but student unions are no longer allowed to encourage drinking so that does rather spoil it.

I know of at least 2 unis that are removing the "bar" part of their union altogether.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Why is that? The health aspect?
Or the drinking societies they have at unis? We used to have the "Didsbury Dozen" run in Manchester, 12 pubs in a row.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)

heath, social welfare, and in some cases (london Met) cultural change/sensitivity

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I assume you're talking religious reasons then.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

meh, I think cultural reasons are more accurate
last time I checked unis were still secular. no-one's demanding hijabs or putting up statues of Ganesh in lecture theatres.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Woah back up there!
They're doing what now?
What else is there in the union, apart from the bar?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

14 metric fucktons of student welfare advisors
and sports clubs, these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Never noticed any of that shit whenever I went to my union bar.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

that's because we were always drunk, tangles.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Never paying more than £1 for a pint.
Happy days, Badge old son, happy days.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

We used to have "fives go mad in the union" once a month
A fiver to get in. 50p a drink. Any drink.

Great times.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

At the end of semesters. we had a "Drink the bar dry evening", last day it was open, draught booze went for fuck all, as it wouldn't survive the holidays.ent for fu
Yeah, great times.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

It was all there when I was at university.
We all just ignored it and went to the bar.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Nope.
I've just checked and there is nothing exciting on the horizon over the next few months.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Schedule in some extreme dangerwanking
that should liven things up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Man, I've just been having a standard dangerwank
I feel like I'm missing out (on spunking on the Pope)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Nothing
My husband might get some leave by then
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I bloody love shirking from home
I always get much more done than I would in the office.

The next few months - trail cycling with PJM, holiday with the wife, and then I suppose it'll be nearly Christmas. What the hell? Where is this year going, man?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

This year is more than welcome to get gone, in my opinion.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

This year can shove itself up its arse for nothing and fuck off whilst it's doing it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I wonder if there'll be a Friday 13th next year.
That'll get the superstitious types good and frothy.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

i got a promotion
So I get a raise and some bonuses and stuff
so hoping that beefs up my resume, then it's finding a new job and hopefully my own place to live
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

\o/
I think this must deserve a woop

WOOP!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

thanks
Hoping it works out
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Can I woop you too?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Circlewoop

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)

You had to spoil it didn't you?
Just had to fucking spoil it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Hey, I wooped first man
/Greedo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Peedo.
2 do not a circlewoop make.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Including K we could get a triangwoop

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I like working from home
I find I am more productive as I don't get phoned/talked to as much and coffee is on tap in the next room

Alt:
Aston Martin driving experience, York visit, mammoth BBQ event, drinking, ECG fitting
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

You're getting fitted for an ECG?
That's a sophisticated tailor, right there.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Got to get one for 24 hours

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)

And what are you doing the following day?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)

I chill on Sundays

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Craigdavidlols

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

I had one of those, sometimes my heart doesn't beat very much :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)

This^
45 bpm
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Ok you win, 52 was the best I could manage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

pffft
That's running
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I came up your mums shitpipe, does that count?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

up from
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)

haha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

I've started a war thread, just so you know like.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)

What is it good for?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

POSTING ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Say it again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I've got a banging headache today
on account of a healthy dose of jeffaids that some bastard's given me.
dosed up on Day Nurse, with added codeine, and I'm fucking monged.
On reflection, it's probably not the best day to be job hunting, and I hope none of my emails have hugely glaring errors in them.

When I have a migraine, apart from more massive drugs, I've found a really neat thing that you stick on your forehead, which helps. It's like a cross between an icepack and a cold flannel, and lasts about four hours.

The only exciting thing in my near future is destitution and possibly suicide. Hope this helps.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)