I have a question.
You know dildos and butt plugs and whatnot, right? You can get luminous ones. Why? It can't be so that you can find them in the dark because the sort of activities you'd be using them for will require an external light source of some description like a table lamp, for example. You're certainly not going to require the area into which they shall be penetrating lit.

So why the need for luminosity? Extra size, flavouring, texturing, all this I can see a practical purpose for but not luminosity.

Help me OT, you're my only hope.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:00, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Why not?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I want a reason.
I can't operate in a world in which there is no reason.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)

*throws badge at DA*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I like those glass dildos you can get, so you can right inside someone's bumhole if you combine it with a little keyring light.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I don't.
What it you trip over and smash it? Doesn't bear thinking about.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Safety Ass

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I don't think they're actually glass, they're probably perspex like most glasses lenses

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

IS IT

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I dunno dude, why don't you just go buy some, you're a grown up.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

+IN YET?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I don't think I could stand up if I had one of those in my arse, might be able to squat a little bit, but I won't have enough hight to do any damage.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

So you can waggle them round threateningly in the dark prior to "entry"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

This is the best answer so far.
I weep for humanity.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)

dude, those are light sabres

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)

The horse is strong in this one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)