I don't have enough girls for our match tonight
should I get one of the more effeminate of the guys on my team to wear a skirt and hope we get away with it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:17, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

OK, but then we'll have to play with only ten
despite having bloke substitutes. This will disadvangate us. I hope you're happy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I am, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

If you feel more comfortable in a skirt badge, you go for it.
You don't need to invent cover stories. Skirts on men are acceptable in Scotland.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I'm unlikely to fool anyone.
despite my best efforts, tangles.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

kilts are not skirts.
Honest Guv.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I'll do it. I've got great legs.
Hairy, but shapely. I'm fucking shit at hockey, mind.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)

That's twice you've fagged it up about your legs!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

And it won't be the last!
I've got a good arse, too. I'm too polite to mention that, though.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Toilet wall says otherwise, garcon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Well you know, that's different.
You don't criticise Wonderbra for advertising on motorway billboards, but you'd think it a bit crass if they did the same thing live on your High Street.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)