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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have no weekend plans as of yet, all my mates are going for the annual two day piss up know as Helstonbury but I have too many kids
Alt. I would become a financial advisor with Monty.

Now the Shed one has been freed I need a new sig, it has to be witty yet sophisticated and demonstrate my intellect without being too conceited.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:07, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
How about 'a glover not a fighter'

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)
I've gone of the whole glove thing since I started getting it from a human female
I'd forgotten just how good it was.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)
'has faced it, I'm addicted to glove'

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)
I think you are getting the "demonstrate my intellect" bit spot on,
but falling slightly short on the "witty yet sophisticated"
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
'biggest gay on the internet'?

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
'executive producer of Twang Club'

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I wish I had a life like his.

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
As does every right-thinking man - or woman - on earth.

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
'has bum-AIDS'

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
You appear to be writing your auto-biography in the style of b3ta signatures

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
You are being mean on the Internet
I'm calling the web sheriff
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
You only want to do that so you can buff his badge.

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
"Just chillin' bro, wiv illin' hoes"

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
I need to hoe my veggie patch this weekend.

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Are your weeds allergic to girls from modern rap videos?
Making Gardening Fun, with Althegeordie. We'd watch that.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
'has fucking cunt kids'

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)
That's fucking out of order, mate

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)
No it fucking isn't

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
His fucking daughter nicked his computer chair and dumped his fucking game.

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)
No it's not, they've stopped him going to helstenbury

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
He's being well out of order about your cunt kids here Phil.

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
If I were Phils fucking cunt kids I'd be fucking cross with that cunt Nakers right now.

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I didn't name them 'Enterprise' and 'Optimus Prime'

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
They are called She-Ra and Tatooine
so there
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

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