I have no weekend plans as of yet, all my mates are going for the annual two day piss up know as Helstonbury but I have too many kids
Alt. I would become a financial advisor with Monty.

Now the Shed one has been freed I need a new sig, it has to be witty yet sophisticated and demonstrate my intellect without being too conceited.
( Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:07, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

How about 'a glover not a fighter'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I've gone of the whole glove thing since I started getting it from a human female
I'd forgotten just how good it was.
( Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)

'has faced it, I'm addicted to glove'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I think you are getting the "demonstrate my intellect" bit spot on,
but falling slightly short on the "witty yet sophisticated"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)

'biggest gay on the internet'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)

'executive producer of Twang Club'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I wish I had a life like his.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)

As does every right-thinking man - or woman - on earth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

'has bum-AIDS'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)

You appear to be writing your auto-biography in the style of b3ta signatures

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)

You are being mean on the Internet
I'm calling the web sheriff
( Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)

You only want to do that so you can buff his badge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

"Just chillin' bro, wiv illin' hoes"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I need to hoe my veggie patch this weekend.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Are your weeds allergic to girls from modern rap videos?
Making Gardening Fun, with Althegeordie. We'd watch that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

'has fucking cunt kids'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

That's fucking out of order, mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

No it fucking isn't

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

His fucking daughter nicked his computer chair and dumped his fucking game.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

No it's not, they've stopped him going to helstenbury

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

( Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)

He's being well out of order about your cunt kids here Phil.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)

If I were Phils fucking cunt kids I'd be fucking cross with that cunt Nakers right now.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I didn't name them 'Enterprise' and 'Optimus Prime'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)

They are called She-Ra and Tatooine
so there
( Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)