Its Friday Afternoooooon Finally!
Are you off out partying with beers, cider or sambuca OR are you going to run the duracells flat and/or wear your hand out fapping on the sofa?

ALT - What's the worst thing you have done to get served first at a busy bar for your first drink of the evening?

ALT ALT - Saturday morning full cooked breakfast or sleep and recover?
( b3tz, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:42, 24 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If you want perving, become friends with The Baroness,

 she has a ridiculous amount of hot friends on facebook with no inhibitions.
 (PsychoChomp 

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

this just keeps getting funnier.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

i am glad you arte enjoying yourself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Stop it, Robert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)

wtfayboa?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Drink with a friend after work.
Maybe a film or something over the weekend. Things are mostly contained within the flat at the mo.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I'M OUT OF BEER BETH
I'M OUT OF FUCEKND BEER
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Bad news, Robster.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

this sounds very much like
I'M NOT UPSET
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)

this sounds very much like
ROBERT'S BEEN DRINKING AND HE CAN'T QUITE HANDLE IT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)

it's more like quentin made a joke and monty got upset

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Off to see the Missus this weekend, rather looking forward to that.
Alt: I haven't, I don't push in.

Alt Alt: Depends just how rough I'm feeling, but a cooked breakfast is always appreciated, just sometimes later in the day.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

How did you get a girlfried?
No wait, I know this one, you got your mates to sponsor you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Tied her up in the sun with no lotion.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Right thats it food has arrived time for films

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)

i am going to have a civilised dinner
with my missus and her friend.
whcih will involve minimal, cooking, and maximal eating, and probably being semi-waited on.
like some sort ofmiddle-aged cunt. it's ok. you can judge me. I know i'm saving money because i'm off work from the 9th to 28th aug, and that time contains a festival and a week in corfu.

alt: cut the cheese. big-time.


alt alt: wake'n bake, full cooked breakfast, some form of sexytime, then a power nap. that's how this primate rolls.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Wotcha B3tz.
I'm stopping off at Kentish Town for a pint with my brother on my way past, he's going to see Ministry. I don't like them. Then quiet night in as I'm going to a 12hr hip hop jam tomorrow.

Alt: Errr, used my height and commanding prescence and dashing good looks to get served before someone whilst pretending not to have noticed that someone was there first. Most ungentlemanly.

Altalt: Both.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I thought you got served quickly
Because you only go out for a pint when you've got exactly enough for a drink. Making the transaction quicker.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)

You're confusing.
I keep thinking you're me.

Are you me?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Obviously...
Replace your monitor with a mirror and it'll all become easier
( b3tz, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Don't leer, B3tz.


DO YOU GET IT??????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)

It's a great joke.
Honestly, I'm in ecstasy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Oh you pill-ock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)

water-my like?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)