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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I love spicy food, but even a mild dish sends my anus into spasms of agony.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
Maybe if you shoved a condom up your arse the poo would fill it inside you
then you could pull it out in a single manoeuver and have your ringpiece protected from the heat by the prophylactic .
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I'm totally gonna try this next week.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
oh man, that is just rank.
Are you speaking from experience Ape? Do I really want to know if you are?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Oh come on, you're a scientist
how would this even be possible?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)
I dunno, It's the internet.
If you can think about it, it exists somewhere on the internet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
That just sounds like the world's worst excuse
for when someone finds a condom in your anus.
"Honestly Doctor I was just trying to catch a shit".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)
and the hamster was giving me a hand

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

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