AHAHAHAHAHAHA "being self righteous pricks" Oh the ironylolZors are strong in this one.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:04, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

look at me I'm saving the world by cycling, you must all get out of my way pathetic pedestrians
I AM MOST IMPORTANT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

But you can't ride a bike? Or is that just what you wish you could say?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

I can't really ride a bike...
I know this opens me up to ridicule, but I would like to clarify that I USED to be able to until I tore several muscles in my back. And now the position of bike riding is pretty much agony.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Do you have trouble with Doggystyle too?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Great album.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Tru fax

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Waeving all over the road
Groups of the cunts cycling three or four abreast etc.

I understand that having my snarling beast of a car behind you is a terrifying experience but just stay in a straight line and I will find a way around you. Weave around or cycle in a gang and it's just easier for me to run you all into a ditch.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

More satisfying too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I never understand why everyone gets all upset when a cyclist gets squashed by a lorry
If they kept their distance and didn't try and sneak down the inside they'd be fine. They kill themselves cyclists
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Lorries are well known for being highly manouevrable
They can just skip out of the way like a mountain goat, you know.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

This is why I give points to cyclists.
15 points if they're wobbling all over the place, 10 points if they're being pricks, 2 points if they're over on one side and polite, 1 point if they're part of a big group!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I like it when ther'es a big group
and you can plough right through the middle. I got a strike, once!
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)