I respectfully suggest that your opinion when it comes to blokes might be on ever-so-slightly shaky ground.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:43, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

i've made mistakes in the past, monty
and i'm the first to admit i've undeniably done a lot worse. i've even managed to find a lot more cheapskate. but still.

THIS GUY IS A TOOL. HE WANTED "THE DRUGS DON'T WORK" FOR THEIR FIRST DANCE, FFS. BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS "ROMANTIC".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

He sounds like a comedy genius:
isn't it about a terminally ill person?

I like this chap. He sounds excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

It's about somebody in the last, final death grip of cancer, or something.
Sounds pretty appropriate for a wedding, to me.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

bitter and single lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Yep!
Though I'm not bitter about being single. More the way it came about. Just in case you care. Which you don't.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

But i do care Kroney, I care a lot*



I REALLY don't care
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

It's ok,
I actually am bitter about being single.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

pop into central Slough on a Friday night
they'll be loads of quality gash out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)

you mean this quite literally, don't you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I pulled once at club in Slough when I was about 21 and working there.
And she wouldn't put out on a first date. I was absolutely shocked, I thought SL postcodes were Def Con Scrubber.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

I saw someone shout at a woman, "Oi peachy, show us your growler"
and she did, through the kebab shop window...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

nuthin' but class.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

that was in Oxford rather than Slough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Ugh
No.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

you see your shit up there about fucking elves and fucking computer games?
weeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllll................
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I have many varied hobbies and interests.
You also want me to fix your computer.

sooooooooo........
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

he wrote it for his mother when she was dying of cancer
the suggestion was NOT an ironic one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

She should have given Monty a call, I'm sure he could have sorted her out with something more effective

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

It was his father that died
But he maintains it's about his relationship with his wife and it is actually a love song.

Either way, it's morose and also fucking impossible to dance to.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)

he's a hockey player
he has been in hospital 5 times this year.

all injuries caused by hockey!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

He's obviously shit at it then

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

at it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

that too

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

For some reason I now have Sonnet going round my head.
Fucking brain.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

You povvos need to stcik togeher
for warmth mainly
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1680684
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)