Hey DiT
I know I was mean to you on Facebook, but are we still going to the Olympics next week?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:53, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

We are, that is if you want to as you do not like me just now.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

I do, I do want to, and I don't not like you just now either.
It's just banter innit
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)

YOU DON'T LIKE ME ANY MORE *WAILS*
OK, see you Friday then. As long as you promise never to use the word 'banter' again, like some kind of Nuts reading neanderthal.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)

TRUE LAD!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Christ.
I just looked at that website. It's tooth-grindingly maddening.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)

It makes me so sad that there are people out there that actually think that kind of thing is funny.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)

I was going to post an example of idiocy but it'd be like saying a drop of water was an example of the ocean.
It's the internet's biggest hive of fuckwittery.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)

That said, you look at Monty constantly going on about how much he hates ethnic minorities, and you wonder ...

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)

I was trying to remember that phrase too!
Dammit!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)

NO, I said I don't not like you.
It's a double negative innit, like totally banter and that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Oh. Oh, right.
Brilliant! Let's go to the Olympics and spend too much money on Heineken and only use our VISA cards to buy Olympic themed tat*.


(*Which I am totally going to do.)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)

My mrs has laready met Wenlock and Mandeville
they came to her office.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I bet she was starstruck.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)

She was a bit
I think she noshed one of them off in a taxi later, but she said it was okay because they were on her list and I wasn't allowed to get upset.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)

what i liked about the olympic torch relay
was that it went filthy cops - coke bus - lloyds tsb bus - sunshine bus - torch
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Of course, they are a pair of sexy little blighters.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Thing is, she won't show me her list, and it seems to have a lot of names on it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)

am I on her list?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I dunno
Gaz me your real name and I'll ... OH, that's not gonna work is it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)

i accidentally on i like this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)

WITH A FLESHLIGHT

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Oh yeah, yeah, you'll go to the Olympics but you won't come to Bristol and run 13.1 miles with me n' al.
Etc.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Oh man, you totally bantered him there CHCB.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)

NornIrelandLAD

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I knew there was someone else I had to grovel to:
Listen, I'm sorry, and I have been an awful member of TCHGT, but I will be better. I can be better. But this time I have to be an awful cunt.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)

You could stll come, just leave your wife to do the BBQing
There's still room in the car, that's all I'm saying.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)

I don't think Flim's going to go for that...
Give me another half, and I am there. My main fault with this one is that I dodn't put the date in my diary and I got confused.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Sign up for the Coniston marathon next year and all is forgiven.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)