Heh
Michael Owen made the mistake of starting a Q&A on Twitter over the weekend, inviting all and sundry to pose questions about his life and career. Check out the #askMOwen hashtag.

Highlights include
'Where do you get your tickets from for the match? I see you every week and they're good seats in the crowd.'

'I'm expecting a parcel on Thursday, would you be able to sit in for me while I'm out? I have Racing UK & ATR & my sofa's leather?'

'What's your favourite sport: football or shooting peasants?'

'Should more footballers support the ailing UK print industry by commissioning glossy promotional brochures?'

'What is the plural of octopus??'

'Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?'

'If a plane leaves at 8:53am & another at 9:32am both travelling at 532mph, at what point would you realise you're still a bellend?'

'Have you ever considered retiring and admitting that you actually hate football? Or taken Ketamine? Or w*nked off a horse?'
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:00, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Hahaha!
"Do you feel a great affinity with Bradley Wiggins, who has also won a championship sitting down?"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)

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"Does it annoy you that Gary and Robbie have both had successful solo careers?"

"Do you ever feel the irony if one of your knackered horses has to be destroyed? "
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)