Just watched the new batman movie in a cinema with only six people.
Started slow but still amazing. What's everyone up to? In the garden with beers? Doob?
(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:32, 18 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I provided two threads down.
Nearly done though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Loidh
(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Are you drunk?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Link or it didn't happen, can't be arsed to search. Or, skip to the end?
(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Researching for an interview tomorrow, basically.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:40, Reply)

What's the job/contract? Watch batman
(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Technical funding officer; 9 months maternity cover (minimum, could be longer).
It's for the programme I used to work on so I know the job inside out. However, I am not viewing myself as a natural shoe in for the job, hence the research - things have changed in the last year since I took redundancy.

And I will watch Batman but maybe in a couple of weeks when the crowds have died down a bit. Took me six weeks to see the Avengers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)

And, I'm off.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Good luck with that dg, only six people in there today, i didn't like the avengers really.

(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)

On the roof terrace
watching the series finale of Eureka with a big glass of wine. Sun's gone down now though so I've come inside.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:05, Reply)

evening quenders

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Threadkiller

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)

it's because of my homophobia

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Judas Priests lesser known b side

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Heh
Michael Owen made the mistake of starting a Q&A on Twitter over the weekend, inviting all and sundry to pose questions about his life and career. Check out the #askMOwen hashtag.

Highlights include
'Where do you get your tickets from for the match? I see you every week and they're good seats in the crowd.'

'I'm expecting a parcel on Thursday, would you be able to sit in for me while I'm out? I have Racing UK & ATR & my sofa's leather?'

'What's your favourite sport: football or shooting peasants?'

'Should more footballers support the ailing UK print industry by commissioning glossy promotional brochures?'

'What is the plural of octopus??'

'Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?'

'If a plane leaves at 8:53am & another at 9:32am both travelling at 532mph, at what point would you realise you're still a bellend?'

'Have you ever considered retiring and admitting that you actually hate football? Or taken Ketamine? Or w*nked off a horse?'
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Hahaha!
"Do you feel a great affinity with Bradley Wiggins, who has also won a championship sitting down?"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)

more
"Does it annoy you that Gary and Robbie have both had successful solo careers?"

"Do you ever feel the irony if one of your knackered horses has to be destroyed? "
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)

I went round to my friend's house
she fed me a large quantity of french wine and sausage. I am appromixately 300% more drunk than a monday evening should be and I'm really, painfully full. Oof.
(berk, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:52, Reply)