Not keeping ketchup in the fridge

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:49, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I don't keep ketchup in the fridge, whatcha gonna do about it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Carry on thinking you're stupid?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

oh, ok then
how's the world of boxs?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

boxes
And it's good thanks. We built a fort out of empty office chair boxes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I thinking we could play skittles by launching the old chairs at them

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

You'll need a driver for the chairs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Why would you keep ketchup in the fridge?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Mainly because I think it tastes better

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Do you keep your HP, HP Fruity, HP Woodsmoke BBQ or HP Honey BBQ sauces in the fridge too?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

No.
I do keep Guinness brown sauce in there though.
And some onion chutney.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

TGB!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

JEFF!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

I hate tomato sauce.
But this is not the only way that you are wrong, here.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

fucking hell, it's Grammsie.
How's yer bum for spots?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I have no idea what this means

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

broadly
"are you well?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Yes ta.
How you keeping? Apart from having very middle class issues with car parking
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

He has also run out of hummous and olives :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I think this qualifies as an emergency
*dials 999~*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

What can I say? I just don't think cunts should be allowed nice things
if they can't use them properly. If you're going to own a vehicle that is just slightly larger than a lorry in a city centre purely for the purpose of transporting your single spawn, the very least you could do it park the fucker in such a way as to not leave it a full metre from the kerb.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

But walking to the kerb is the only excercise they get!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)