At lunchtime I opened a bottle of tomato ketchup that had been sitting in the sun
Went off like a bomb. I looked like an extra from Holby City.

Having cleaned up as best I can I now just look like my carer turned her back and I got into the fingerpaints.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:50, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Should have kept it in the fridge.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)

It wasn't my own personal ketchup
but rather that of the establishment I was eating at.

Amazingly* this is not the first time this has happened to me.

*may not amaze
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Or a cupboard like normal people

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)

or just not use exploding ketchup.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I try, Badge, I try
but it keeps finding me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)

^this
salad cream in the fridge, ketchup and brown sauce in the cupboard.
*tuts* These bloody southerners, they don't know what they're doing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Salad Cream in the fucking bin, ta.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)

You! Outside. Now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)

You don't half do seduction aggressively down your way, b3thers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I learned my craft in Fife.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Just don't cut me.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)