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 rob
 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
	 Should have kept it in the fridge.
	Should have kept it in the fridge.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51,
	
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	 It wasn't my own personal ketchup
	It wasn't my own personal ketchup
 	but rather that of the establishment I was eating at.
Amazingly* this is not the first time this has happened to me.
*may not amaze
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52,
	
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	 Or a cupboard like normal people
	Or a cupboard like normal people
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:53,
	
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	 or just not use exploding ketchup.
	or just not use exploding ketchup.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:54,
	
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	 I try, Badge, I try
	I try, Badge, I try
 	but it keeps finding me.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:08,
	
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	 ^this
	^this
 	salad cream in the fridge, ketchup and brown sauce in the cupboard.
*tuts* These bloody southerners, they don't know what they're doing.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:54,
	
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	 Salad Cream in the fucking bin, ta.
	Salad Cream in the fucking bin, ta.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:55,
	
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	 You! Outside. Now.
	You! Outside. Now.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:56,
	
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	 You don't half do seduction aggressively down your way, b3thers.
	You don't half do seduction aggressively down your way, b3thers.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:59,
	
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	 I learned my craft in Fife.
	I learned my craft in Fife.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:01,
	
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	 Just don't cut me.
	Just don't cut me.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:02,
	
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