My office windows open fully.
I'm on the 10th floor. It's so fucking tempting sometimes...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:58, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Use the toilet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I jumped from the toilet already. I just sprained my ankle.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Morning 'Ben Kenobi'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Bent kenobi more like.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)

When 900 pints you reach, feel as good you will not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Actually, I've just realised, it's only our rear windows that open fully, the front ones don't.
I guess they don't mind us leaping to our deaths, they just don't want us landing on the tourists.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Do please keep us up to date on any other observations you may make
relating to the windows in your workplace.

Thanks!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Mine don't open at all :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)

nor do mine
clearly in case people fling themselves out.

they only open if we have a proper fire alarm, ie not a drill. then they open diagonally to let out all the smoke, so that the poor lawyers can stay at their desks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)

ours open
but you have to stand there for an age cranking a tiny handle (fnar fnar) to get em open. presumably this is to give you consideration time, or, if you're well liked enough, for your colleagues to notice you've been sobbing while attempting to open the window for ten minutes and maybe you need to be sat down with a cup of tea somewhere safer..
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)