The last time I pretended to like something
was when I was marmalading my cock up your Mum's arse. The stench of her foetid crack made me bilious.
Don't worry though, dear readers, I finished off in her hair. Well, I say hair.

Alt: 54%. Be a man and get some eatin' irons.

Altalt: Red Dwarf when Rimmer smegged Listy in the smeg.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:36, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

That episode is SMEGGING BRILLIANT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

SMEG OFF YOU FAT CUNT.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Such cruelty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Whoa, man.
What's with the hostilities my little antipodean con. Are you standing like a bandicoot on a burnt ridge?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I reckon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

That left me like a stunned mullet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

You great galah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I think she's on the rag mate.
Bless their little cotton socks, they all get arsey when they're blobbing.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

No.
I'm just excited about the series finale of Masterchef, and I'm keeping myself calm by bullying you all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Don't ever call me yours again you Stunned loser.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Haha. Loser?
Give us the long list of your achievements accomplished in the regrettably long time that you have been fouling the gene pool.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

To be fouling the gene pool I'd have to be breeding, which thankfully I'm not!
My long list of achievments includes FUCK YOU SHITCUNT.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

A laudable achievement.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Def on the rag.
Give her a few days, and she'll be sticking prawns back on the barbie.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Hahaha!
He got smeg all over his smegging smeg.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)