When was the last time you pretended to like something to spare someone else's feelings?
When my wife is trying on dresses I tend to tell her the truth. It can be harsh but there's no point beating around the bush.

Alt: On a percentage scale of satisfaction, how high does good service come? I think it's VERY important. I took the family out for a meal last night and we were sat looking at our food for a good 8 minutes before cutlery arrived. This meant much of the food was cold, instead of apologies from the waiting staff we got a list of excuses as to why they were struggling at that time. I don't give a fuck if they were short-staffed/missing limbs/giving birth, I've paid for hot food and I want it fucking hot.

Altalt: Best episode of a TV series ever.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:24, 168 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

huh huh
I bet your wife wishes you'd beat around her bush more

or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)

i was going for him trying on her dresses
i bet this happens
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

I'm like a drunken divining rod looking for water
so there's plenty of 'beating around the bush'
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Thin, split in two and scientifically proven useless?

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Ah...well, maybe not, apart from the last bit

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Is your wife an ugly fat bitch?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

No, why?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Alot of men are married to ugly fat bitches who they have to stand next to in their godawful four sizes too small dress from primark on their latest dismal night out to see if they can find that long forgotten 'spark' in the relationship
you seem like that kinof guy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

you just described tricky

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I'm surprised you don't find him sobbing in the toilets more often

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

he spends half his day in the bogs
he says he's doing 3-4 poos a day, but now we know
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Who the fuck is this "Tricky" person?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Tristran, do keep up Poppet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

and who is he when he's at home? I don't pay attention to your menial little life.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

please stop bullying me :(
yesterday was too much and i can't take it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Go to KFC then.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

i went last night, what of it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I rarely agree with you, but here I have to.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

you can hold my willy if you want to

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Fuck no, I don't want to touch your diseased microcock.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

it's bigger than noels, he gazzed me his once thinking I was a teenager on the rebound

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

You think my wife is an 'ugly fat bitch' too?
You guys need some kind of power salute or something, or a badge, I dunno, something that sets you apart from everything else.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Nah, I just think you're a ugly fat bitch.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Ah, okay then

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Yet again, Rory doesn't so much hit the nail on the head.
As batter it through a wall with a piledriver. Or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Well, I must say this 'kinof' guy hasn't got it too good
How are things for you?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

i'm waiting to find out if poppet wants to hold my willy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Depends if she can contract her fist enough. I recommend ski gloves

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

To quote The Castle.
"Tell him he's dreaming"
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I was out in Windsor for dinner the other night
and there was some hen do or something. They were all like that. All wearing cheap dresses two sizes too small so you could see their gunt rolls straining at the nylon/polyester mix fabric.

I haven't spent so long so hard in ages.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Me neither, just reading this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I bet you could have cut glass.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Gunt is the word of 2012

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

You're such a fucking slag Kroney.
Honestly, how difficult is it for you to think "If I can see her gunt through that shit dress, how saggy is it going to be?"
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I am not.
I am a perfect gentleman.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

oh and to answer the question
all the time. I'm a lecturer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I really like you, Legoland or whatever your fucking name is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

hahah.
I like how you're so sarcastic monts. Always makes me laugh. You massive gayer.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Thanks man

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

I think it's some reference
to elven bread
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

You would.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

i thought it was noel
it kind of looks like it says noel

i miss noel
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

it says noel backwards!
this must be the non-racist version of noel
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Is he dead?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Nope
He's in ur monitor watchin u
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Morning Monty.
You hippy. Also hello Poppet. I'm hungover, please tell me something amusing, or I'll do a Hingerford, and rerally enjoy it. Internets fact.
Edit, hello Rachel too.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Is that like a Hungerford, but only targetting gingers?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I think it might be like the Hunger Games.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

As I say,
I'm hungover and not focusing too well.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

You have a hingover?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Yes,
please don't shout or bully me. I'm having a rough morning.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

A rough mornung?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Yes. Someone's mum is doing something and I really can't be bothered.
The leftover vodka is really looking tempting though.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Doors

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

It's like Hungerford, only in South Africa.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

*rallies*
*re-rallies*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

*boots*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

You're a shit person, and lesbians would never go near you, even if you were a girl.
I don't know who the fuck this Hingerford person is, nor do I really care. If it's something from a long time ago, then HAHAHAAAA YOU'RE OLD.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

i love this so much
poor bear pookie :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I love you too Poppet,
and also Uncle Quinten.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Fuck you, I hate your guts.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Ah,
the noble art of witty badinage.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

You don't deserve my wit, you're only barely rating my thinly veiled contempt.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Harsh, but unfair.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Give me a reason not to bully you and I might consider it if it's good enough.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I'm definitely losing my memory, here
As I'm pretty sure you were claiming to be a lass the last time you were on here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

He just said Darth was fit
which is no indicator whatsoever as it's often difficult to tell what Darth is.

birdoutofHanson lolz
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Nah, there was definitely something else.
Some conversation about McDonalds and the whole "ooh look it lasts for a year without rotting" thing. Fucked if I can remember, Kroney, barely remember my own name these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

There was, and I bowed to your superior knowledge but made no mention of having a vagina
If indeed I really don't have a vagina
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Fuck off 'Bill Clay'

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

All the fucking time
I like a quiet and peaceful life

ALT:
Good service is an absolute must

ALTALT:
2-13 of the Walking Dead
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

The last time I pretended to like something
was when I was marmalading my cock up your Mum's arse. The stench of her foetid crack made me bilious.
Don't worry though, dear readers, I finished off in her hair. Well, I say hair.

Alt: 54%. Be a man and get some eatin' irons.

Altalt: Red Dwarf when Rimmer smegged Listy in the smeg.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

That episode is SMEGGING BRILLIANT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

SMEG OFF YOU FAT CUNT.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Such cruelty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Whoa, man.
What's with the hostilities my little antipodean con. Are you standing like a bandicoot on a burnt ridge?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I reckon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

That left me like a stunned mullet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

You great galah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I think she's on the rag mate.
Bless their little cotton socks, they all get arsey when they're blobbing.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

No.
I'm just excited about the series finale of Masterchef, and I'm keeping myself calm by bullying you all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Don't ever call me yours again you Stunned loser.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Haha. Loser?
Give us the long list of your achievements accomplished in the regrettably long time that you have been fouling the gene pool.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

To be fouling the gene pool I'd have to be breeding, which thankfully I'm not!
My long list of achievments includes FUCK YOU SHITCUNT.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

A laudable achievement.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Def on the rag.
Give her a few days, and she'll be sticking prawns back on the barbie.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Hahaha!
He got smeg all over his smegging smeg.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I don't ever lie to spare someone feelings
but I did once lie to a girl about believing in God to get her in to bed.

Alt. Good service is always rewarded with a good tip, shit service is rewarded with me telling them so.

AltAlt. That Episode of the inbetweeners where Jay calls Simon a twat and they all do a bunch of wacky zany shit whilst trying to get girls to sleep with them. HIL-FUCKING-ARIOUS!
( Peej, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

The Inbetweeners is painfully shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Not if you're knee deep in clunge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I like it
but not in that 'it's the best thing EVER' way that people seem to have adopted.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

The 'drugs' one was excruciating.
It was like a televisual 'adihash' t shirt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

i like it cos i can relate to the characters

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

No wonder she's leaving you.
Alt: Very important, it's the only thing I'll ever complain about.

AltAlt: Too many to think of, but here are a few -
Blackadder
Firefly
Sherlock
Angel
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Doctor Who
Bones
Chuck
As well as the first episode of Jekyll, etc.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

The best (recent) Dr Who episode
is The Empty Child. Or maybe that one Neil Gaiman did.

I'd be hard pushed to pick a best Firefly one as they are all great, but maybe Jaynestown? Or War Stories
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

The Empty Child freaked me out
I didn't particularly enjoy the Neil Gaiman one, nothing special.

War Stories is an excellent episode.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

me out?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Whoops, fixed

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

me too
it was genuine shudders and creepy dreams that was proper nostalgic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Interesting choices AA, here are mine for those shows:
Blackadder: Series 2 where Stephen Fry has the golden boobies
Firefly: Janestown
Sherlock: The first one
Angel: The puppet one
Buffy: Three way tie between Passion, Once More With Feeling and Hush
Doctor Who: Not sure here, recently I did enjoy The Doctor's Wife
Bones: The one where one of the squints was revealed to be working with a serial killer
Chuck: The one with Yvonne Strawhaddaycallher
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)

We're talking about the same Bones episode, and she's in every episode of Chuck
Also, the puppet episode is excellent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)

If she wasn't in every episode there'd be riots in the streets dammit!*
*I'd be mightily miffed
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

If you're a Dexter fan, she's in the new series

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Oh Leonardolangaba, I feel so grim
I've been sick three times today so far and its hot and sweaty and generally unpleasent.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Then take the condom off.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I've felt like I'm stoned out of my mind all morning.
I'm not stoned out of my mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Are you sure you just haven't absorbed all the MASSIVE DRUGS in your apartment by osmosis?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Osmosis is the movement of water through a semi-permeable membrane
So unless Monty has homeopathic MDs, then no.

HTH xxx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Unless he's living underwater it would ve diffusion not osmosis. I think.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Quite, quite sure, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

My crippling Aspergers usually causes me to say the first thing that pops into my head
Alt: 60%. Last meal out we ordered post-meal drinks and they lost the ticket, it took half an hour for us to get them. Manager comped them and said we could have another round free too, which made up for it. But then the second round took 15 minutes, undoing all the goodwill.

AltAlt: Community - the post-apocalypse paintball episode.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

i don't know what
you are referring to, but post-apocalypse paintball sounds like the kind of thing I could get involved in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

it's a half-hour US comedy about a community college
it is brilliant. In that ep the dean announces a paintball competition with the prize being preferential registration and the whole place goes batshit insane Mad Max style.

www.imdb.com/title/tt1439629/ - pretty good rating for IMDB.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Is that Dean Martin?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

It has Joel McHale and Chevy Chase
so no.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Also, and perhaps more importantly
Dean Martin died in 1995.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

11:28 this morning

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Dare I ask?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

the best this morning episode ever was on 28th of November.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

It was the last time Lusty asked him
if he preferred her to Stunned.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Ouch!
You wouldn't want to be around for that conversation.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

*You* certainly wouldn't be

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)

weeellll, I'd prefer her over either of them.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Same here, but horses for courses, eh?

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)

:(
You have no idea how close to reality you are here.
( wanderlust, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)

:)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Durrr:
' I really like you, Legoland or whatever your fucking name is.

( Monty Boyce 'Bacon sandwich please chef', Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:28'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Hehehee.
Proper giggle here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

There is a fucking SHIT commercial on the telly at the moment,
which has been on for over 2 minutes. If I never see another Coles ad again, it will be too soon. The jingle is so annoying it's making me loath the chain on sound alone.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

It's hammering it into your brain though
you'll be out and you'll pass a Coles and unbidden you'll think "Hey! I need [whatever they sell]" and go in and only on your way out will you realise and yell "SUNUVABEETCH!"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I refuse to go into Coles on snobbery.
It's for proles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)

what was the question again?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Would the world be less spasticated without you?
HINT: YES IT FUCKING WOULD
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

oh it's you again.
So much rage, so little clout.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

SHITDULLBORRINGPRICKSFUCKOFFDIE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

You've upped your game
Good work
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

are you hartley hare as well?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

If I had to go out with someone who timed everything like when the cutlery arrived I'd hate them too

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I hate you Rory, you spoil B3ta for everyone.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I dunno, your whinging is pretty fucking annoying.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Shit off you flaming yahoo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Oh dozer.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

wut?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

You're just so sad.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Ken Oath has just gone out in a blaze of glory, I hope everyone here takes note on how to fuck off properly

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Ken has left us 4eva

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

RIP Oathsy, another fallen street soldier.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)

*empties bottle of Merlot on next door's flowerbed*

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

*licks flowerbed*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

4 eva in aR hartz xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)

we should have a switch-around week
the janets of this world (actually i think there can only be one) should have to write long stories, and the kens should have to write sneering one liners.

i would enjoy that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

I think someone should set fire to Oathsy's face.
I would enjoy that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

can someone please tell Swipe that she's back on lolignore?
The bullying is too much, even for me.

Thanks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Will do!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

thanks hunnybunch!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Top work from kenny there's not been a good flounce in ages

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)

I don't know who he is.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)

It is an excellent flounce

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I attended a wedding recently and said it was 'lovely' to the bride and groom. It was fucking shit, dull also.
Alt: Being served by someone who looks like they're chewing a wasp does not inspire me to part with my hard earned rather than going home and heating up a tin of Thomas the Tank Engine pasta shapes on toast.

Altalt: The Inner Light - ST:TNG
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)

You are a bad vicar "Bill Clay"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

"Bill Clay" , bad vicar is what I need
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

oo OOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shake it up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Your mum is always hot for me
i hope this helps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

|My mum is a lesbian, lighten up on the sequins there Priscilla

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Is that why she only takes it up the shit pipe?
I never understand these gayers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Mouthful of cock innit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)