I wasn't here
I was meh about making a sandwich so I just had a salad, i.e. piled all the sandwich ingredients on a plate. Turned out lovely - some jalapeno hummus, some boursin, some mature cheddar, sliced red pepper, tomato, cucumber, baby spinach, pickle, and some chunks hacked off the roast ham joint.

OM NOM NOM etc.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:15, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Now you really need to be forced to live in Wolverhampton
Just for being a smug git
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I think he's brummie anyway...
Are you a midlander?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)

"is you a yankee?" "No Oim a Midlander"
doesn't really have the same ring.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Have you ever tried to talk to somebody from Wolverhampton
HAVE YOU,HAVE YOU?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Why would I?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I know people from Wolverhampton.
Some of them can read and everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)

lies
to be fair I worked with someone from The Dark Side, but she supported Ipswich so was alright.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Don't say teh I word round darth.
It's nearly as bad as the Derby word.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Hey B3th?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Yes dear?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)

*blushes*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Did you want something?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Errrrrmmmmmmmmm
*blushes MOAR*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I once got lost in Wolverhapton.
If it happens to you don't DON'T DON'T ask for directions, fucking half an hour the bastards
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)

The Custard Bowl is full of shit, la la la la
Stand up if you hate the wolves etc
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I'm levitating
Jaspercarrotlolz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)

In other words
you're on thin ice, Hartles.

*points at own eyes*
*points at HH*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Brommies are OK
I even got custard pied by lenny henry as a kid
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)