I have a blackberry
and am super important.

FYI.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:59, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

me too man, i don't give a fig for these huge phones with massive screens that look like kindles
shove 'em up your bumhole
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Blackberrys are for benders.
This is known as indisputable fact amongst the technical community.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)

how so?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

They're fucking awful, they really are.
1) BBPin - WTF? Seriously?
2) Why does every teenage girl want one? They're a buisness tool.
3) They were made to be sold en mass to large companies with enterprise email systems.
4) They don't do anything your average feature phone doesn't.
5) BBServer is a real fucking bitch and not a patch on Exchange.
6) Why the hell does any phone need a joystick of any kind in this day and age?
7) 320x240 screens, in htis day and age, is proper fucking low res. To give you an idea, the iphone screen is 960x640.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

They're no fucking use in enterprise environments, either
We use them and they're nothing but trouble.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

1. i don't know what bbpin is? the bbm messaging pin thing? yeah i guess whatsapp made that obsolete
2) cos people are thick, that doesn't make it a abad phone
3. most business people i know and work with have them so i guess that worked
4) exactly, so why get something with a huge screen that takes forever to type a quick email up on?
Five: don't know, don't care
6) i dunno, i guess for smaller, more precise movement than your fat fingers can do on your big gay screen
7. my 9810 is 600×480, so you're talking out your leaky bumhole. and as my screen doesn't take up the whole size of the phone, it doesn't look like i'm carrying a big silly kindle everywhere
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

technical community?
And you wonder why you are all single.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I know why I'm single. I'm a terrible, terrible, awful excuse for a human being.
As for the rest, it's mostly ugliness and poor personal hygiene. I like it that way. I feel all genetically superior.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Hahaha.
*polishes turd*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

If he starts talking about 'metalanguages' like young Dozer was yesterday
then it's all over for the poor garcon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

You'll find I'm a pragmatist.

( Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I have a bb, it is "fucking shit"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)