I have an iPhone.

( Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:40, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I really want one now you've said that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

'Course you do. Geezer, in'I?

( Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

have an iPhone am a sheep incapable of thinking for myself, i buy what everyone else buys because 'oooh shiny!'

Anything and everything made by Apple is shit, trendy bollocks, it's no better than anything else on the market because it's made of white plastic or has coloured covers or iTunes or pointless little fuckking 'apps' every other phone has.

fuck off, shove it up your arse and die, seriously go on DIe.

PRICK
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Ken Oath.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

thx MB

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

You would.
Because you are in the know in the "technical community".

More like care in the community.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Homsexual community more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

It's absolutely perfect for what I want in a phone, which is something that's intuitive enough that I don't need to think to use it.
This is because it is expressly designed for people who're too stupid to apply any sentient thought to the things they use. Like Nakers.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Think about using it???????
It's a fucking phone. Dial, speak. I think that covers it.

I suppose you've got music and porn and films and tv and pictures of u wiv ur m8tes?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Of course not. I'm in IT
I don't have any fucking mates, you moron.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I wasn't thinking. I was being
what we in the intelligence community call intuitive.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I didn't know you, too, were a super-spy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Oh, yes. I work for The Company.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I'd like to be a spy.
I could wear a dinner jacket, and shag gorgeous women.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I'm afraid you're not *quite* what we're looking for,

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

The name's Bond.
Brooke Bond. I'd make a better spy than you anyway.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)

i wish i could gaz you death threats :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Oh, you liar.
I'm one of the best things on the internet and you know it.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

yeah, til the next one comes out in 6 months
YOU FUCKEN MUG
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Time at the 'baaaaa' please

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

is that simply because they cost the most
Even though the actual phone is far from the best on the market?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

It was because when I swapped contracts
the 4S was the cheapest phone to switch to. Nothing more complicated to it than that. You know what? It's a great phone.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

i don't get why people say the iphone is more money
both mine were free.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Because you sucked off the manager of the carphone warehouse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I still haven't the heart to admit I was only a customer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)