Tell them their demands mean you'll have to reboot their section of the Internet
and then charge them double.

I'm stuck inside working getting emails from students saying "Hi, I hope you are enjoying your holidays, please help me with x, y and z because I can't read a web page properly to get the information myself". I AM NOT ON HOLIDAY, LECTURERS DON'T GET THE SUMMER OFF, WE AREN'T TEACHERS. JESUS.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:11, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

but you are at home?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

At home working.
Actually working, not just pottering about pretending to work.
Oh wait...
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

no commuting=no work.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

My commute is 125 miles each way so I don't do it very often and it averages out as a normal commute over a year.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)