I would expect nothing less from you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:31, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

To be fair
it was the minimum requirement.

I also managed to get drunk and go on about how big the CEO's house is. In front of him. And everyone else. Twerp.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)

It'd be worse if white powder was falling out of your nose to compliment a streak of piss down your trousers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Were you there?
I kept catching the white snot trail with my tongue which was grossing people out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

You only get to keep your job because everyone still enjoys the novelty of being sucked off by a fat harry potter

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Expellius Spunkypants

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

You've seen my old travelcard photo haven't you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I scanned it after you left it at mine.
How does it feel to be an internet meme?


(I didn't really)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Thanks M8TE.
You are now banned from the Gryffindor common room.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)